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|descid=7950909
|itemid=1035
|name=Angriest Man's Squeezeball of Rage
|plural=Angriest Man's Squeezeballs of Rage
|image=squeezeball.gif
|desc=The Angriest Man instantly earned his membership into the Mustachioed Marauders with his classic horseshoe mustache, the signature of dangerous, temperamental men everywhere.

His original talisman was a bizarre squeeze ball that, rather than decreasing rage, actually fueled the fires of his anger. Especially if anyone ever called him by his birth name: Roy. He really hated being called Roy.

Despite all the fury, the Angriest Man usually managed to channel the strength of his rage into productive acts of heroism rather than mindless destruction. 

{{donation|Special Wok of Stars Item}}
|type=talisman
|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]
:*Available for 5 [[silver star]]s from December 21 2009 to December 20 2010.
|nosell=yes
|noretcon=yes
|ench={{modifier|strength|+30%}}
{{modifier|hpp|+20%}}
{{modifier|tohit|+10%}}
{{modifier|defense|-15%}}}}
==Notes==
* When bought: The shopkeeper takes your 5 silver stars, and hands you the Angriest Man's Squeezeball of Rage.
==References==
* References Mr. Furious from the movie {{wikipedia|Mystery Men}}.
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