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|name=wand of compensation
|plural=wands of compensation
|image=wand.gif
|desc= When the weapon you're using just isn't quite long enough or powerful enough, and the serums you've been taking aren't revitalizing you enough compared to your opponents, this is the late-night, as-seen-on-TV, sure-fire, $39.95-no-make-that-$29.95, way to impress the ladies--and gents, and anyone else--out walking the city at night. The eerie, frozen grin comes as part of the package, free of charge.
|type=melee
|weapontype=smallbludg
|power=60
|level=5
|autosell=80
|obtain={{assemble|embiggening tonic|short end of the stick|wand of compensation}}
|ench={{modifier|weakens|4}}}}
==References==
* The "eerie, frozen grin" refers to the face of Smiling Bob, who is often called "that guy in the {{wikipedia|Enzyte}} commercials".