Skateboarding teen

skateboarding teen

You are fighting a skateboarding teen.

Some punk teenager on a skateboard seems to have the mistaken impression that just because you're wearing a goofy superhero outfit, that means you're willing to put up with being taunted and pushed around a little. Boy is he ever wrong.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He kicks the skateboard out from under his feet. It zips toward you and ricochets off your shins painfully. You wince the night away.
• Getting his bearings, the skateboarder wheels about, rails against you, and then trucks over and decks you.
• The skater kicks the board into the air and then scrapes it down the length of your torso. Man, what a grind.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The teen swoops toward you on his skateboard, but at the last second he hits a rock and goes sprawling.
• He skates at you, but becomes too bored to follow through.
• Another skater zips by, cutting off the teen's attack route and forcing him to bail.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 5-13 chips.

You gain 7 experience.

You got an item: skateboard (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: firecracker (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Neighboring and neighborly neighborhood