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|desc=When bad students with good minds fail out of accredited colleges and want to continue their research, their only choice is to enroll in a distance learning program in the field of Scientifics. This scientician has a concentration in Potent Potables, which she has taken at the 100, 200, and 300 levels thus far. She'll be taking Potent Potables 400--which meets twice daily--in the fall with Dr. A. Terbeck. | |desc=When bad students with good minds fail out of accredited colleges and want to continue their research, their only choice is to enroll in a distance learning program in the field of Scientifics. This scientician has a concentration in Potent Potables, which she has taken at the 100, 200, and 300 levels thus far. She'll be taking Potent Potables 400--which meets twice daily--in the fall with Dr. A. Terbeck. | ||
|image=crazy-scientician.jpg | |image=crazy-scientician.jpg | ||
|hit=* Your opponent attacks ... The scientician whips out a portable electrifimometer and electrififies you with it. She hits you for {{element|electric|X}} | |hit=* Your opponent attacks ... The scientician whips out a portable electrifimometer and electrififies you with it. She hits you for {{element|electric|X}} | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... Producing a pen and paper, she begins to convert you from English units to metric. You find the conversion to be a very painful process. She hits you for {{element|psychic|X}} | * Your opponent attacks ... Producing a pen and paper, she begins to convert you from English units to metric. You find the conversion to be a very painful process. She hits you for {{element|psychic|X}} | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... She quaffs a bubbling potion and quickly grows to double size, at which point she punts you into next Tuesday. PUNT! She hits you for {{element|physical|X}} | * Your opponent attacks ... She quaffs a bubbling potion and quickly grows to double size, at which point she punts you into next Tuesday. PUNT! She hits you for {{element|physical|X}} | ||
|critical=*Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits for {{element|physical|X}} | |critical=*Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits for {{element|physical|X}} | ||
|miss=* Your opponent attacks ... She gulps down a can of some fizzing potion. For a moment, nothing happens. Then she belches loudly. Confused, the scientician looks at the can in her hand. "Gingerette?" she says. "How did that get in there?" | |miss=* Your opponent attacks ... She gulps down a can of some fizzing potion. For a moment, nothing happens. Then she belches loudly. Confused, the scientician looks at the can in her hand. "Gingerette?" she says. "How did that get in there?" | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... The scientician shoots you with an inflamminator. If you had been on fire, it would have put it out, but as it is it does nothing. | * Your opponent attacks ... The scientician shoots you with an inflamminator. If you had been on fire, it would have put it out, but as it is it does nothing. | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... She hits you with 1500 kilograms of force. You point out that kilograms are mass and not force. Since F = ma, you define a to be a very small number, and all is fine. | * Your opponent attacks ... She hits you with 1500 kilograms of force. You point out that kilograms are mass and not force. Since F = ma, you define a to be a very small number, and all is fine. | ||
|fumble= | |fumble=*None}} | ||
{{chips|amt=96-128}} | {{chips|amt=96-128}} | ||
{{exp|amt=105}} | {{exp|amt=105}} | ||
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You gain 96-128 chips.
You gain 105 experience.
You got an item: [[{{{1}}}]] [[image:{{{2}}}|40px]]
You got an item: [[{{{1}}}]] [[image:{{{2}}}|40px]]
You got an item: [[{{{1}}}]] [[image:{{{2}}}|40px]]
You got an item: [[{{{1}}}]] [[image:{{{2}}}|40px]]