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|desc=This elite metallic sphere bristles with elite high tech cameras and elite weaponry. You cringe as an unnerving number of those elite weapons orient themselves in your elite direction. Elitely. | |desc=This elite metallic sphere bristles with elite high tech cameras and elite weaponry. You cringe as an unnerving number of those elite weapons orient themselves in your elite direction. Elitely. | ||
|image=elite-guardian-orb.jpg | |image=elite-guardian-orb.jpg | ||
− | |hit1=You notice little puffy clouds forming over the orb, right before it emits a tremendous blast of fire. You dodge and then try to doge once more, but there's no asylum, and you find yourself burned in the aftermath. {{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}} | + | |hit1=You notice little puffy clouds forming over the orb, right before it emits a tremendous blast of fire. You dodge and then try to doge{{typo}} once more, but there's no asylum, and you find yourself burned in the aftermath. {{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}} |
|hit2=A bolt shoots out of the orb and zips your way. In a fantastic show of reflexes, you dodge to the side while also plucking the bolt out of the air. Only then do you realize it's not a bolt, it's a taser wire. You have enough time to think "Uh, oh," before the shock makes you crumple to the floor. {{hitnote|{{element|electric|}}}} | |hit2=A bolt shoots out of the orb and zips your way. In a fantastic show of reflexes, you dodge to the side while also plucking the bolt out of the air. Only then do you realize it's not a bolt, it's a taser wire. You have enough time to think "Uh, oh," before the shock makes you crumple to the floor. {{hitnote|{{element|electric|}}}} | ||
|hit3=The orb extends a robotic arm and gives you the wedgie to end all wedgies with a giant mechanical claw. | |hit3=The orb extends a robotic arm and gives you the wedgie to end all wedgies with a giant mechanical claw. | ||
− | | | + | |miss3=It attempts to give you a wedgie with its giant claw, but it misses and instead hoists you up by your bootstraps. You thank it for the lift. |
|miss2=It fires a laser at you and misses by a good foot and a half. The orb may be constructed from high-tech hardware, but it's only as good as the bargain-basement student programmer who coded its directives. | |miss2=It fires a laser at you and misses by a good foot and a half. The orb may be constructed from high-tech hardware, but it's only as good as the bargain-basement student programmer who coded its directives. | ||
− | | | + | |miss1=It shoots a barrage of laser beams at you, but in a strange coincidence all of the beams overlap right in front of your chest and disappear in a stroke of fortuitous destructive wavelength interference. |
|pronoun=It | |pronoun=It | ||
|chips=0 | |chips=0 |
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You are fighting an elite guardian orb.
This elite metallic sphere bristles with elite high tech cameras and elite weaponry. You cringe as an unnerving number of those elite weapons orient themselves in your elite direction. Elitely.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- You notice little puffy clouds forming over the orb, right before it emits a tremendous blast of fire. You dodge and then try to doge[sic] once more, but there's no asylum, and you find yourself burned in the aftermath. (fire) damage
- A bolt shoots out of the orb and zips your way. In a fantastic show of reflexes, you dodge to the side while also plucking the bolt out of the air. Only then do you realize it's not a bolt, it's a taser wire. You have enough time to think "Uh, oh," before the shock makes you crumple to the floor. (electric) damage
- The orb extends a robotic arm and gives you the wedgie to end all wedgies with a giant mechanical claw.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- It shoots a barrage of laser beams at you, but in a strange coincidence all of the beams overlap right in front of your chest and disappear in a stroke of fortuitous destructive wavelength interference.
- It fires a laser at you and misses by a good foot and a half. The orb may be constructed from high-tech hardware, but it's only as good as the bargain-basement student programmer who coded its directives.
- It attempts to give you a wedgie with its giant claw, but it misses and instead hoists you up by your bootstraps. You thank it for the lift.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 45 experience.
You got an item: memory tube (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: data plate (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: titanium plating (Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain. |