Difference between revisions of "The Bard's Play"

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The Bard's Play
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This is the complete works of The Bard. No, not Shakespeare. That would be much too heavy. This is the contemporary bard. His complete works only extend five pages. But just from glancing at those pages you can tell five pages is plenty. For one thing, he appears to have tried to one-up his predecessor by writing in iambic hexameter. While you were surprised to find that's actually a valid poetic format, it's still a silly thing to do.

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Using script page 1 when you have all five pages of the script.

Before fighting the Bard:

You pick up the the play and start to read ...

By the third page, you hear shouting from a booth above the front of the house. "No, no, you're doing it all wrong! Your enunciation is totally off, and an English squirrel has a better accent! Get off the stage right now!"

• Keep reading (fight Bard)
• Stop reading and leave (Guided By Voices)

Make Your Choice

After defeating the Bard:

You pick up the the play and start to read ...

You read the script from front to back. It's really bad. It reminds you of the time you and The Bard battled it out on the stage of life.

When used without turns:

You pick up the the play and start to read ...

It's late, and you're too tired to read right now. Maybe you should try again tomorrow

References

• The line about iambic hexameter refers to Shakespeare's use of iambic pentameter, with five pairs of syllables per line, versus the contemporary bard's six pairs per line.