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Hans of the Mole People

You are fighting Hans of the Mole People.

Long have the mole people bided their time in the deepest tunnels of downtown Twilight and below, waiting for the time to strike. Now they send their champion, Hans, to lead the first strike.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• You try to hide in the shadows, but Hans's mole-vision works better in the dark, so he tracks you down and extracts his payment in blood.
• Hans slashes at you with his claw-like hands. It may be true that no man is an island, but it's also true that man wasn't meant to be a tunnel.
• Hans feints. You dodge, but trip into his mole tunnel and take a nasty fall.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Hans's limited mole-sight causes his attack to miss widely.
• Hans slashes at you with his claw-like hands, but you're a lot tougher than the dirt he normally tunnels through.
• Hans tries to trick you into falling into his mole hole, but you tamp down the dirt mound with your feet to fill it in.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-28-114-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Hans placeholder (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• The streets of downtown Twilight
  

This enemy is a static Villain.

References

• Refers to Hans Moleman of The Simpsons.