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dirty launderer

You are fighting a dirty launderer.

Walking through the hallways of the casino you pass someone who you initially think is simply a grubby maid carrying a bag of laundry. However, the clink of plax chips inside the bag gives this dirty launderer away!
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She squirts you in the face with caustic soap. It burns like you wouldn't believe, and that's no lye. (acid) damage
• She punches you in the stomach. Not even the most heroic of washboard abs can resist the fighting technique of a launderer.
• The launderer hits you with her sack of chips. It's not as dense as a sock full of quarters, but it's bigger and heavier.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The launderer tells you to wash behind the ears when you shower. You suppose you can't argue with that--it's good advice.
• She swings at you but misses. Looks like she's all washed up.
• She's about to mop the floor with you, but you remind her that mopping is janitor's work.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-49-64-? chips.

You gain 49 experience.

You got an item: smudged sweater (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: half small (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Back of the House