Difference between revisions of "Evil teddy bear"
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* The third miss message refers to {{wikipedia|teddy bear}} being named after {{wikipedia|Theodore Roosevelt}}, not {{wikipedia|Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR}}. | * The third miss message refers to {{wikipedia|teddy bear}} being named after {{wikipedia|Theodore Roosevelt}}, not {{wikipedia|Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR}}. | ||
* The first miss message refers to {{wikipedia|Teddy (lingerie)|Teddy}}, a type of lingerie. | * The first miss message refers to {{wikipedia|Teddy (lingerie)|Teddy}}, a type of lingerie. | ||
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You are fighting an evil teddy bear.
Evil teddy bear is evil. It comes to life and attacks you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The stuffed bear makes good on the name Teddy by riding rough right over you.
- The bear mauls you. You'd think plush and foam wouldn't hurt, but there's a core of deadly steel in its arms.
- The bear sinks its teeth into your flesh and shakes you like a pick-a-nick basket.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- You're attacked by the evil teddy but what's mean lingerie going to do to you, anyway?
- The bear mauls you, but the plush and foam have put too much padding on its paws.
- The bear tries to rough you up like Roosevelt but does an FDR impression instead of Teddy.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 20 experience.
You got an item: soft fabric (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: caffeinated cloth (Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
References
- The third miss message refers to teddy bear being named after Theodore Roosevelt, not FDR.
- The first miss message refers to Teddy, a type of lingerie.