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| − | + | |descid=8418712 | |
| − | + | |itemid=166 | |
| − | This is a large deck of cards, each one blank except for a single typed statement. Each and every statement is written with terminological inexactitude. Prevarication that is; fiction, myth. I'm talking pure balderdash. This pack dies like the level ... lies like the devil! | + | |name=lack of pies |
| − | + | |plural=lack of pies | |
| − | + | |image=lack-of-pies.gif | |
| − | + | |desc=This is a large deck of cards, each one blank except for a single typed statement. Each and every statement is written with terminological inexactitude. Prevarication that is; fiction, myth. I'm talking pure balderdash. This pack dies like the level ... lies like the devil! | |
| − | + | |type=misc | |
| − | + | |autosell=20 | |
| − | + | |usable=yes | |
| − | + | |combat=yes | |
| − | + | |obtain= | |
[[Dank and Rusty Maze]] | [[Dank and Rusty Maze]] | ||
| − | + | :*[[band that heeds you]] | |
| − | = | + | :*[[slick thug]] |
| − | You pluck a card out of the deck and read it. It says: | + | :*[[thick slug]] |
| + | |used=You pluck a card out of the deck and read it. It says: | ||
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Don't give up! Your opponent has a weakness ...'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Don't give up! Your opponent has a weakness ...'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
| − | |||
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
| − | |||
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Watch his Bull Charge!'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Watch his Bull Charge!'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it people like you.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it people like you.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''If I were you I'd be done by now.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''If I were you I'd be done by now.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''You deserve a raise.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''You deserve a raise.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''If you type "oink" in chat it opens up a special pig level.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''If you type "oink" in chat it opens up a special pig level.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''This guy totally wants to be friends.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''This guy totally wants to be friends.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''You don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''You don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''This card good for one level-up at the Heroes' Guild.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''This card good for one level-up at the Heroes' Guild.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
| − | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Join the Nintendo fun club today! | + | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Join the Nintendo fun club today! <player>.'''</font> |
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''No, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Not at all.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''No, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Not at all.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Everything is fine. Really.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Everything is fine. Really.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''This deck comes with a satisfaction guarantee and a money-back warranty.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''This deck comes with a satisfaction guarantee and a money-back warranty.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
| − | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>''' | + | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''<player> is the coolest hero name ever. Seriously.'''</font> |
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''I didn't do it.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''I didn't do it.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''I hear there's a merit badge for beating yourself up.'''</font> | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''I hear there's a merit badge for beating yourself up.'''</font> | ||
| − | or | + | <i>or</i> |
| − | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>''' | + | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''There's a check in the mail for you.'''</font> |
| + | <i>or</i> | ||
| + | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Go to the casino and put everything on Scissors. You can't lose!'''</font> | ||
| − | + | <i>or</i> | |
| − | = | + | <font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''The Mick is your father.'''</font> |
| + | ''Final use:''<br> | ||
Oops! Looks like that's the last card in the deck. | Oops! Looks like that's the last card in the deck. | ||
| − | + | |multiuse=! | |
| + | |combatuse=''same as non-combat use, except for the message when being used the final time:'' | ||
| + | : Your opponent smacks the deck out of your hand, scattering the cards to the four winds.}} | ||
| + | ==References== | ||
| + | * The name of this item is a spoonerism of "pack of lies". | ||
| + | * "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." is a famous quote by the character {{Wikipedia|J. Wellington Wimpy}} in the comics {{wikipedia|Thimble Theater}} and in the {{Wikipedia|Popeye}} cartoons. | ||
| + | * "Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.", "Watch his Bull Charge!" and "Join the Nintendo fun club today!" are quotes from the Nintendo game {{Wikipedia|Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!}} | ||
| + | * The statement "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me" was often used by the character {{wikipedia|Stuart Smalley}} on the television show ''{{wikipedia|Saturday Night Live}}''. | ||
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lack of pies
Plural: lack of pies
This is a large deck of cards, each one blank except for a single typed statement. Each and every statement is written with terminological inexactitude. Prevarication that is; fiction, myth. I'm talking pure balderdash. This pack dies like the level ... lies like the devil!
Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 20
Usable
Combat Usable
How Obtained
When Used
You pluck a card out of the deck and read it. It says:
Don't give up! Your opponent has a weakness ...
or
Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.
or
Watch his Bull Charge!
or
You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it people like you.
or
If I were you I'd be done by now.
or
I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
or
You deserve a raise.
or
If you type "oink" in chat it opens up a special pig level.
or
This guy totally wants to be friends.
or
You don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
or
This card good for one level-up at the Heroes' Guild.
or
Join the Nintendo fun club today! <player>.
or
No, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Not at all.
or
Everything is fine. Really.
or
This deck comes with a satisfaction guarantee and a money-back warranty.
or
<player> is the coolest hero name ever. Seriously.
or
I didn't do it.
or
I hear there's a merit badge for beating yourself up.
or
There's a check in the mail for you.
or
Go to the casino and put everything on Scissors. You can't lose!
or
The Mick is your father.
Final use:
Oops! Looks like that's the last card in the deck.
same as non-combat use, except for the message when being used the final time:
- Your opponent smacks the deck out of your hand, scattering the cards to the four winds.
References
- The name of this item is a spoonerism of "pack of lies".
- "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." is a famous quote by the character J. Wellington Wimpy in the comics Thimble Theater and in the Popeye cartoons.
- "Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.", "Watch his Bull Charge!" and "Join the Nintendo fun club today!" are quotes from the Nintendo game Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
- The statement "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me" was often used by the character Stuart Smalley on the television show Saturday Night Live.
