Captain Capsaicin, the Cayenne Crusader

Captain Capsaicin, the Cayenne Crusader

You are fighting Captain Capsaicin, the Cayenne Crusader.

Normally words like "captain" or "crusader" are reserved for heroes, but Cappy Capi used to be a hero, back in the day. He turned to evil when he lost one battle too many against his nemesis Livia la Frostheim--the battle for his heart.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The Cayenne Crusader applies his famous Cayenne Crunch. You don't know which is worse: the burning or the crushing. (fire) damage
• Cappy Capi fries you with his patented Habanero headbutt, causing your entire head to burst into flames. (fire) damage
• CC catches you with his tried-and-true Ancho Ouchie. Ouchie indeed!! (fire) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The Cayenne Crusader reaches deep into his repertoire and goes for a Szechuan Scrambler, but he can't quite generate enough Scovilles to make it work.
• CC attempts to complete a Habanero Headbutt, but it comes out more like a Hatch Green Chile Headbutt. Your scalp starts to sweat a little, but that's about it.
• Cappy Capi tries a Jalapeno Jab, but the failed alliteration makes it fizzle.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-51-187-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Cappy Capi's cayenne cape (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to fire damage.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.