The Malappropriator

The Malappropriator

You are fighting The Malappropriator.

All good students of Latin should be able to concern The Malaproppriator's methodicals. He likes to appropriate possessives. And he's a bad parsonage, so he appropriates things that generalist happen to belong to other indivisibles.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He punches you in the jaw. You hope the large confusion that knots up on your jaw doesn't cause an abbess to form on one of your teeth.
• He wrenches your arm painfully. You hope your shoulder hasn't been relocated.
• The Malappropriator uses a knife to cut several decisions across your epidural. Your skin burns something fierce.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He tries to terminal you, but you detective his plans and dodge.
• His intention is to illiterate you, to destroy you completely, but you remain quite literate.
• The Malappropriator attempts to apprehensive you, but you squirm away like a Nile allegory and remain free.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-16-167-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Malappropriator's ski beanery (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• The Docks
  

This enemy is a static Villain.

References

• Malapropism is the substitution of a word for a word with a similar sound, in which the resulting phrase makes no sense.
• The last miss message refers to a well known Malapropism from Richard Brinsley Sheridan's play The Rivals: "...she's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile." The quote is of the character Mrs. Malaprop, who is the source of the term Malapropism.