Practical joker

practical joker

You are fighting a practical joker.

This practical joker can dish it out, but he can't take it. Your attempts to return humor are met with violent outrage.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• You point up in the air and shout, "Look out!" He kicks you while your defenses are down.
• You try to play "got your nose" but he nearly breaks your thumb trying to get it back.
• You pretend to pull a chip out of his ear, and offer it to him. He punches you in the face. (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• You flip your eyelids inside out, and he backs off in disgust.
• You do the detached thumb trick, and he gets a little freaked out. Guess he's never seen that one before.
• You tell him to look out behind him. He refuses, so you let him get knocked over by a passing bicyclist.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain <7*Level, max 300> experience.

You got an item: zillion-chip piece (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Brad energy drink (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• April Fool's Day