Tcho-tcho

tcho-tcho

You are fighting a tcho-tcho.

This is a short, ugly, humanoid. His body looks something like a caveman that has been corrupted by some malign influence. He lets out a loud battle cry as he charges, wielding a stone-tipped spear.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He shouts something that roughly translates to "Captain Caveman!" in his native language and then grins as the roof falls on you.
• He spears you like a fish. You wriggle and flop around, also like a fish.
• You get distracted wondering "if this is a tcho-tcho, what's a single tcho?" and fail to dodge when he sticks you with his spear.

he hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! he hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He shouts something that roughly translates to "Captain Caveman!" in his native tongue, then charges you but runs into the nearest wall.
• He tries to spear you like a fish, but reflexively tries to account for the index of refraction of light into water. Since you're not in water, he misses you by a few inches.
• While trying to dodge you manage a series of grunts that apparently signify something like "look out, cave bear!" because the tcho-tcho ducks and runs for cover.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! he takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 795 experience.

You got an item: liao (16.3 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: Nathian sphere shard (19.2 ± 2.9%)
You got an item: CTHULHU disc: The Noctuary of Time (20.5 ± 2.9%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• The Ancient Crypts‎
  

References

• The Tcho-Tcho are a fictional humanlike race in the Cthulhu Mythos.
• The first hit and first miss messages refer to Captain Caveman of the animated series Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels.