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|image=canon-quagmire.jpg
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|miss1=He grins at you and says, "You want to punch yourself." You give yourself a shot in the arm and feel encouraged.
|miss1=He grins at you and says, "You want to punch yourself." You give yourself a shot in the arm and feel encouraged.
|hit1=He vanishes from sight, only to appear behind you where he sucker punches you. He hits you for X damage.
|miss2=He vanishes from sight, but you can still see a blurry outline so you can dodge his predatory assault.
|miss3=He floats up in the air and flies around in circles. You patiently wait for him to resume fighting.
|hit1=He grins at you and says, "You want to punch yourself." Oddly enough, you do!
|hit2=He vanishes from sight, only to appear behind you where he sucker punches you.
|hit3=He floats up in the air and flies around in circles. The resulting dust storm is surprisingly painful.
|xp=150
|xp=150
|chips=0
|chips=0
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|loc2=Master of Veterans
|loc2=Master of Veterans
|loc3=Head Trainer
|loc3=Head Trainer
|postfight=You take some additional suspicious items from the brute.
|postfight={{brutebosspost}}
 
*If fought as the Master of Trainees<br>
{{obtain|red cape|red-cape.gif}}<br>
{{obtain|blue choker|choker.gif}}
 
*If fought as the Master of Veterans<br>
{{obtain|greased bowling shoes|bowling-shoe.gif}}<br>
{{obtain|pointininis|pointininis.gif}}
 
*If fought as the Head Trainer<br>
{{obtain|portable hole|portable-hole.gif}}<br>
{{obtain|donut hole|donut-hole.gif}}
 
}}
}}
==References==
* This boss is based on Ganondorf Dragmire, the villain of the {{wikipedia|Legend of Zelda}} series (who did in fact live as a desert nomad).

Latest revision as of 04:54, 29 January 2013

Canon Quagmire

You are fighting Canon Quagmire.

Canon was a nomad out in this desert until he stumbled upon a source of massive power which gave him the ability to say absolutely anything and have people believe it. He considered a career in politics before settling on marketing. This mysterious training camp deal is just his weekend gig.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • He grins at you and says, "You want to punch yourself." Oddly enough, you do!
  • He vanishes from sight, only to appear behind you where he sucker punches you.
  • He floats up in the air and flies around in circles. The resulting dust storm is surprisingly painful.



He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • He grins at you and says, "You want to punch yourself." You give yourself a shot in the arm and feel encouraged.
  • He vanishes from sight, but you can still see a blurry outline so you can dodge his predatory assault.
  • He floats up in the air and flies around in circles. You patiently wait for him to resume fighting.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: The Lieforce (Guaranteed Drop)






You take some additional suspicious items from the brute.

You got an item: red cape
You got an item: blue choker

You got an item: greased bowling shoes
You got an item: pointininis

You got an item: portable hole
You got an item: donut hole

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to sonic damage.


Locations

References

  • This boss is based on Ganondorf Dragmire, the villain of the Legend of Zelda series (who did in fact live as a desert nomad).