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|desc=Pause your paws a moment to see the gal from the sea (I'll assume an isle) who can do a feat with her feet and bruise you with her brews. | |desc=Pause your paws a moment to see the gal from the sea (I'll assume an isle) who can do a feat with her feet and bruise you with her brews. | ||
|pronoun=She | |pronoun=She | ||
|hit1=! | |hit1=She censors you with a censer. You’re incensed! {{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}} | ||
|miss1= | |hit2=She lays down a lay about her life as a lawyer, before briefly beating you about the briefs. | ||
|hit3=She belts a bawdy ballad about an odd body. You get so dizzy just listening to her, that you trip and hit your head. | |||
|miss1=She tries to censor you with a censer, but you sense it in time to duck. | |||
|miss2=She lays down a lay about her life as a lawyer, but lucky for you this bard was disbarred. | |||
|miss3= She belts a bawdy ballad about an odd body, but her tongue gets too tied finish. | |||
|image=barred-bard.jpg | |image=barred-bard.jpg | ||
|chips=39-63 | |chips=39-63 | ||
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|item4=liar lyre|image4=lyre.gif|drop4={{statrate|742|137|+}} | |item4=liar lyre|image4=lyre.gif|drop4={{statrate|742|137|+}} | ||
|loc1=Guild for Imaginative Metachronism | |loc1=Guild for Imaginative Metachronism | ||
|newres={{res|fire|100|+}} | |newres={{res|fire|100|+}}}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 09:29, 18 December 2014
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You are fighting a barred bard.
Pause your paws a moment to see the gal from the sea (I'll assume an isle) who can do a feat with her feet and bruise you with her brews.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She censors you with a censer. You’re incensed! (fire) damage
- She lays down a lay about her life as a lawyer, before briefly beating you about the briefs.
- She belts a bawdy ballad about an odd body. You get so dizzy just listening to her, that you trip and hit your head.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She tries to censor you with a censer, but you sense it in time to duck.
- She lays down a lay about her life as a lawyer, but lucky for you this bard was disbarred.
- She belts a bawdy ballad about an odd body, but her tongue gets too tied finish.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 39-63 chips.
You gain 50 experience.
You got an item: loot lute 
(14.6 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: foul fowl 
(25.3 ± 3.2%)
You got an item: prince prints 
(15.5 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: liar lyre 
(18.5 ± 2.8%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to fire damage.