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{{ | {{Companion | ||
|name=Freelance teenager | |name=Freelance teenager | ||
|image= | |image=teenager-sidekick.gif | ||
|source=Jax 'Za | |source=Jax 'Za | ||
|ability= | |ability=Stops opponent attacks[[Category:Block Foe Attacks]] | ||
|dur=60 | |dur=60 minutes | ||
| | |msg=''When blocking:'' | ||
*Your teenage sidekick shouts, "Duck, <player_name>!" at exactly the right time. You duck, and your foe misses. | *Your teenage sidekick shouts, "Duck, <player_name>!" at exactly the right time. You duck, and your foe misses. | ||
* | *Your teenage sidekick gets really charged up, and shouts, "Holy moly articholey! I mean hokey smokey artichokey! I mean, wowsers! No, like, gadzooks! Or something!" Your opponent is so confused by the inane string of verbiage that no attack is possible. | ||
''Otherwise:'' | |||
*The teenager ineffectively shouts, "Zoinks, that looks dangerous!" | *The teenager ineffectively shouts, "Zoinks, that looks dangerous!" | ||
*The teenager whines, "Schnikes, this is getting serious. I shouldn't be here!" | *The teenager whines, "Schnikes, this is getting serious. I shouldn't be here!" | ||
* | *Somewhere off to the size you can hear the teenager mutter, "Jinkies, I hope that baddie doesn't see me!" | ||
*The teenager erupts with a strange utterance that sounds kind of like, "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb. Oh narf!" and tries to hide. | |||
''If you have a sidekick that already blocks attacks then:'' | |||
*The teenager seems entirely too awed by your sidekick. You're supposed to be the awesome one here! | |||
}} | |||
==Notes== | |||
*Block rate is about {{statrate|3622|328}}. | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
*"Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb" is a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:Penfold (character)|Penfold]] from the British cartoon [[Wikipedia:DangerMouse|DangerMouse]] | *"Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb" is a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:Penfold (character)|Penfold]] from the British cartoon [[Wikipedia:DangerMouse|DangerMouse]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:17, 2 May 2015
Freelance teenager
How Obtained
Obtained from: Jax 'Za
Duration: 60 minutes
Behavior
Ability: Stops opponent attacks
Messages
When blocking:
- Your teenage sidekick shouts, "Duck, <player_name>!" at exactly the right time. You duck, and your foe misses.
- Your teenage sidekick gets really charged up, and shouts, "Holy moly articholey! I mean hokey smokey artichokey! I mean, wowsers! No, like, gadzooks! Or something!" Your opponent is so confused by the inane string of verbiage that no attack is possible.
Otherwise:
- The teenager ineffectively shouts, "Zoinks, that looks dangerous!"
- The teenager whines, "Schnikes, this is getting serious. I shouldn't be here!"
- Somewhere off to the size you can hear the teenager mutter, "Jinkies, I hope that baddie doesn't see me!"
- The teenager erupts with a strange utterance that sounds kind of like, "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb. Oh narf!" and tries to hide.
If you have a sidekick that already blocks attacks then:
- The teenager seems entirely too awed by your sidekick. You're supposed to be the awesome one here!
Notes
- Block rate is about (9.1% ± 1%).
References
- "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb" is a reference to the character Penfold from the British cartoon DangerMouse
- In the same message, "narf" is one of many nonsense phrases uttered by Pinky from the Animaniacs skit (and later cartoon show), Pinky and the Brain.
- "Jinkies" is a catch-phrase of the character Velma from Scooby-Doo.
- "Zoinks" is a reference to the character Shaggy, also from Scooby-Doo.
- "Schnikes" is a phrase used by Chris Farley in the movie Tommy Boy.
- "Wowsers" is Inspector Gadget's favorite exclamation, and his plucky niece Penny uses it on occasion as well.