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|pronoun=He | |||
|indef=! | |||
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|name=Hagbard Dorn | |name=Hagbard Dorn | ||
|desc=He’s an awesome archetype of an angry anarchist activist, and he's looking for a fight. | |desc=He’s an awesome archetype of an angry anarchist activist, and he's looking for a fight. | ||
|image=Hagbard-dorn. | |image=Hagbard-dorn.gif | ||
| | |hit1=With dexterous sleight of hand he plucks a solid gold apple seemingly out of nowhere and bounces it off of your skull. | ||
| | |hit2=Hagbard's attack is an enigma wrapped in an enigma. Just when you think you've got it unwrapped, the enigma device goes off and blasts you. | ||
| | |hit3=Hagbard Dorn stands there, looking defenseless. Suddenly five shots ring out: one from the grassy knoll, one from the book depository, one from the underpass, and two others. All of them hit their mark: you. | ||
| | |miss1=He tries to whistle while he's attacking you, but the lack of focus causes him to miss. Never whistle while you're fighting, that's a pretty reliable motto. | ||
|miss2=Hagbard calls for the Illuminati to come help him beat you up, but nothing happens, because the Illuminati are just a conspiracy theory. | |||
|miss3=Hagbard doesn't attack because right now he's pretending to be a double agent who likes you, even though it's just a setup to get you good later. | |||
|chips=0 | |||
|xp=95 | |xp=95 | ||
|item1=Rainbow's Ark pill | |item1=Rainbow's Ark pill|image1=Rainbows-ark-vitamin.gif|drop1={{statrate|765|109|+}} | ||
|image1=Rainbows-ark-vitamin.gif | |item2=golden apple|image2=golden-apple.gif|drop2={{statrate|765|108|+}} | ||
|item2=golden apple | |loc1=An Ark of Anarchy | ||
|image2=golden-apple.gif | |newres={{res|acid|50}}<br>{{res|ice|50|+}} | ||
|loc1=An Ark of Anarchy}} | }} | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
*This enemy's name is a reference to Hagbard Celine and George Dorn, both characters from from | *This enemy's name is a reference to {{wikipedia|Hagbard Celine}} and George Dorn, both characters from from {{Wikipedia|The Illuminatus! Trilogy}}, a three-book science fiction series published in the 1970s by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. | ||
*The golden apple | **The golden apple dropped is a reference to the title of the second book in the series, The Golden Apple. | ||
Latest revision as of 18:50, 25 July 2015
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You are fighting Hagbard Dorn.
He’s an awesome archetype of an angry anarchist activist, and he's looking for a fight.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- With dexterous sleight of hand he plucks a solid gold apple seemingly out of nowhere and bounces it off of your skull.
- Hagbard's attack is an enigma wrapped in an enigma. Just when you think you've got it unwrapped, the enigma device goes off and blasts you.
- Hagbard Dorn stands there, looking defenseless. Suddenly five shots ring out: one from the grassy knoll, one from the book depository, one from the underpass, and two others. All of them hit their mark: you.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries to whistle while he's attacking you, but the lack of focus causes him to miss. Never whistle while you're fighting, that's a pretty reliable motto.
- Hagbard calls for the Illuminati to come help him beat you up, but nothing happens, because the Illuminati are just a conspiracy theory.
- Hagbard doesn't attack because right now he's pretending to be a double agent who likes you, even though it's just a setup to get you good later.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 95 experience.
You got an item: Rainbow's Ark pill 
(14.2 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: golden apple 
(14.1 ± 2.5%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to acid damage.
50% weak to ice damage.
Locations
References
- This enemy's name is a reference to Hagbard Celine and George Dorn, both characters from from The Illuminatus! Trilogy, a three-book science fiction series published in the 1970s by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson.
- The golden apple dropped is a reference to the title of the second book in the series, The Golden Apple.