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|pronoun=He | |pronoun=He | ||
|hit1= | |hit1=He kicks at you, sending one of his sandals flying into your face. Well, it's no Tae Kwon Leap, but it still smarts. | ||
|hit2=He covers you in gold spray paint and you start asphyxiating. It's probably because of the fumes, though, not because your superpowers include cutaneous gas exchange. | |||
|hit3=He spray paints you purple, probably as part of some diabolic plan to turn the world over to space aliens. {{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}} | |||
|miss1=He tries to kick you but, well, sandals. | |miss1=He tries to kick you but, well, sandals. | ||
|miss2=He covers you in gold spray paint. You look awesome. | |miss2=He covers you in gold spray paint. You look awesome. | ||
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|item2=vandal vest|image2=vest.gif|drop2={{statrate|4252|847|+}} | |item2=vandal vest|image2=vest.gif|drop2={{statrate|4252|847|+}} | ||
|loc1=Your neighborhood | |loc1=Your neighborhood | ||
|newres={{res|acid|100|+}} | |newres={{res|acid|100|+}}}} | ||
}} | ==References== | ||
* The first hit message refers to the "{{wikipedia|Ti Kwan Leep}}" comedy sketch by The Frantics. | |||
Latest revision as of 04:00, 19 August 2015
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You are fighting a vandal in sandals.
Although his choice in footwear may be suspect, nobody holds a candle to him when it comes to vandalism. Just when the neighborhood thinks they have a handle on this scandal, he shows up with a new pair of sandals and more spray paint than any lawful citizen will ever need.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He kicks at you, sending one of his sandals flying into your face. Well, it's no Tae Kwon Leap, but it still smarts.
- He covers you in gold spray paint and you start asphyxiating. It's probably because of the fumes, though, not because your superpowers include cutaneous gas exchange.
- He spray paints you purple, probably as part of some diabolic plan to turn the world over to space aliens. (psychic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries to kick you but, well, sandals.
- He covers you in gold spray paint. You look awesome.
- He spray paints you purple, but purple is the best color anyway.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 5-8 chips.
You gain 6 experience.
You got an item: flip-flops 
(25.2 ± 1.3%)
You got an item: vandal vest 
(19.9 ± 1.2%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to acid damage.
Locations
References
- The first hit message refers to the "Ti Kwan Leep" comedy sketch by The Frantics.