Archibald

Archibald

You are fighting Archibald.

He's a reactionary, bigoted, blue-collar worker and family man, and he doesn't like anyone telling him what to do. Especially straight-laced hero types like you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Archibald smacks you with his arm chair.
• Archibald hits you with a bunker shot. Why they have a golf field in the middle of the Ark of Anarchy is a mystery for another time.
• Archibald hits you with some anti-superhero racial slurs. Are superheroes even a race? You're as confused as you are insulted. (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Archibald hefts his armchair. You remind him that it belongs in a museum, so he puts it back down rather than clobbering you with it.
• Archibald hits you with a bunker shot, but he grounded his club so it doesn't count.
• Archibald curses you out. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but they haven't invented good slurs for superheroes yet.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 80 experience.

You got an item: Rainbow's Ark pill (19.9 ± 2.8%)
You got an item: starched shirt (12.8 ± 2.4%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to electric damage.
50% weak to acid damage.

Locations

• An Ark of Anarchy
  

References

• The name used to be Archibald "Bunker" Barisol.
• The name and the description refer to Archie Bunker, which can be described as "reactionary, bigoted, conservative blue-collar worker and family man".
• The first miss message refers to the fact that Archie Bunker's armchair is on permanent display at the National Museum of American History.