Over-zealous teetotaler

over-zealous teetotaler

You are fighting a over-zealous teetotaler.

You head to the bar to ask for a glass of water. Before you can take a sip, a man lunges at you. You understand not wanting people to drink too much, but there are limits!
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• You're pretty sure he got the 2nd and 18th Amendments confused somehow, adding a little Old West ambience to the dive bar with his gunshots. damage + (sonic) damage
• You stop in the middle of the fight for a nice cool glass of water, but he slaps it out of your hands! Jerk. (psychic) damage
• The teetotaler goes after you with an empty bottle. You're not sure if the irony is intentional or not.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• You're pretty sure he got the 2nd and 18th Amendments confused somehow, but can't find any bears to arm.
• You stop in the middle of the fight for a nice cool glass of water. Hey, even heroes are allowed to troll people sometimes. And keeping hydrated is important.
• The teetotaler goes after you with an bottle before you point out you might accidentally drink the last few drops and he recoils in horror.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 20 experience.

You got an item: total tea (Unspecified Drop rate)

You finally get that glass of water, though, regaining ?-3-5-? PP.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Cannonball Tavern
  

References

• The 18th Amendment prohibited the production, transport, and sale of alcoholic beverages in the United States.
• The 2nd Amendment establishes the right to bear arms, but not the right to arm bears.