Fastest ghost

fastest ghost

You are fighting the fastest ghost.

Once a gunslinger aiming to become the fastest gun west of Twilight, this poor soul died with his dream unrealized. Now he haunts the living, forever trapped by the fact that nobody cares who the fastest gun is anymore.

It's actually all very tragic, but it'd be easier to sympathize if he wasn't demonstrating his fast draw on you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He fans the hammer, which isn't anywhere near as effective as the automatic weapons modern villains use, but sounds way cooler.
• The ghost insists he drew his pistol, shot you, and put it back without you noticing.
• The ghost unburdens some of his unfinished business on you, crushing you beneath his emotional baggage. (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He fans the hammer, but has to stop to explain what that is and why it's so cool.
• The ghost insists he drew his pistol, shot you, and put it back without you noticing but you're pretty sure he didn't shoot you at all.
• The ghost unburdens some of his unfinished business on you, but, dammit, you're a super hero not a ghost therapist.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-124-186-? chips.

You gain 160 experience.

You got an item: cup of ghost (14.4 ± 2.1%)
You got an item: greased holster (10.3 ± 1.8%)
You got an item: spectral six-shooter (5.9 ± 1.4%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Ghost Town