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Pax Verde squad captain

You are fighting a Pax Verde squad captain.

This dude is more. More insane, more aggressive, more important, more committed, and more in need of being committed. This guy is the one giving orders, even though his orders are largely what the others would be doing anyway.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He throws a molotov cocktail at you. Ouch! (fire) damage
• He barks a few orders and several dogs attack you.
• He tells you all about the horrors of global warming, chilling you to the bone. (ice) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He throws a molotov cocktail at you, but it's a homeopathic molotov cocktail.
• He barks a few orders, but the pun hurts more than the dogs.
• He tells you all about the horror of global warming, but you just ignore him.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 63-94 chips.

You gain 75 experience.

You got an item: unleaded pipe (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: Pax Verde life-time membership card (19.7 ± 2.1%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to fire damage.
50% weak to psychic damage.

Locations

• Big Earl's Big Oil Derrick
  

References

• The image is that Patrick Stewart who played the role of captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation series.