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|name=Don Uggler | |name=Don Uggler | ||
|desc=This second baseman tops the list of the ugliest player on the ugliest team in the second ugliest league in prison baseball. | |desc=This second baseman tops the list of the ugliest player on the ugliest team in the second ugliest league in prison baseball. | ||
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|miss2=You dodge to his right. As a 2B he's only used to diving to his left, and he can't keep up with you. | |miss2=You dodge to his right. As a 2B he's only used to diving to his left, and he can't keep up with you. | ||
|miss3=The 2B is about to attack, but two bees fly by and distract him. | |miss3=The 2B is about to attack, but two bees fly by and distract him. | ||
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==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
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==References== | ==References== | ||
* The name refers to baseball player {{wikipedia|Dan Uggla}}. | * The name refers to baseball player {{wikipedia|Dan Uggla}}. | ||
| − | + | * The third hit message refers to Dan Uggla's time playing for the {{wikipedia|Florida Marlins}}, and to the quote "There's no crying in baseball!" from the movie ''{{wikipedia|A League of Their Own}}''. | |
Latest revision as of 22:31, 22 October 2013
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You are fighting Don Uggler.
This second baseman tops the list of the ugliest player on the ugliest team in the second ugliest league in prison baseball.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- You start to understand where his name comes from when he hits you with an ugly left hook, and then follows through with a right that's even uggler. Uh, uglier.
- The Don calls come of his cronies in to rough you up. Sometimes "Don" isn't just a name, it's a rank.
- He stabs you with a marlin spike. You object that there's no fishing in baseball, but he doesn't care.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries for a double play, but you slide in with your legs up, and he has to leap aside.
- You dodge to his right. As a 2B he's only used to diving to his left, and he can't keep up with you.
- The 2B is about to attack, but two bees fly by and distract him.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ((0.6+0.06*Inning)*Level, cap 250) experience.
You got an item: baseball bat 
(15%)
You got an item: baseball 
(15%)
You got an item: cleats 
(15%)
You got an item: leather gloves 
(15%)
You got an item: smart bandages 
(15%)
You got an item: smart juice 
(15%)
You got an item: baseball jersey 
(15%)
You got an item: catcher's mask 
(15%)
You got an item: umpire's glasses 
(15%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
Notes
- Appears on Inning 2, 0 outs; Inning 5, 0 outs; Inning 8, 0 outs.
References
- The name refers to baseball player Dan Uggla.
- The third hit message refers to Dan Uggla's time playing for the Florida Marlins, and to the quote "There's no crying in baseball!" from the movie A League of Their Own.
