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|miss3=He gets all BOFH on you, but you threaten to call the AAAAA for his constant use of XTLAs. | |miss3=He gets all BOFH on you, but you threaten to call the AAAAA for his constant use of XTLAs. | ||
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* XTLAs are Extended {{wikipedia|Three-letter acronym|Three-Letter Acronyms}}, or four-letter acronyms. | * XTLAs are Extended {{wikipedia|Three-letter acronym|Three-Letter Acronyms}}, or four-letter acronyms. | ||
* AAAAA stands for American Association Against Acronym Abuse, or American Association for the Abolition of Acronyms and Abbreviations. | * AAAAA stands for American Association Against Acronym Abuse, or American Association for the Abolition of Acronyms and Abbreviations. | ||
| + | * The second miss message refers to the case of ''{{wikipedia|Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants}}'', in which a woman sued a large restaurant chain for damages after suffering severe burns from hot coffee. | ||
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You are fighting an unborn technician.
Depending on who you talk to, these guys either sit around all day drinking coffee and laughing at "lusers," or they're the only reason the place hasn't collapsed in on itself. Either way, you interrupted his break, so he's gonna break you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He screams "RTFM" at you, and promptly smacks you across the face with said manual.
- He throws his scalding hot coffee in your face, and then complains about you making him waste it. damage+ (fire) damage
- He gets all BOFH on you. You're not sure what that means, but it seems to involve him crushing your will to live. damage+ (psychic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He screams "RTFM" at you. Luckily you did, and you yell "STFU" back.
- He tries to throw scalding hot coffee in your face, but you threaten to sue him about it.
- He gets all BOFH on you, but you threaten to call the AAAAA for his constant use of XTLAs.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 50-81 chips.
You gain 76 experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to psychic damage.
50% weak to sonic damage.
Locations
References
- RTFM is an initialism for the direction "Read The Fucking Manual".
- BOFH is the Bastard Operator From Hell, a fictional rogue system administrator created by Simon Travaglia.
- STFU is a slang initialism for Shut The Fuck Up.
- XTLAs are Extended Three-Letter Acronyms, or four-letter acronyms.
- AAAAA stands for American Association Against Acronym Abuse, or American Association for the Abolition of Acronyms and Abbreviations.
- The second miss message refers to the case of Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants, in which a woman sued a large restaurant chain for damages after suffering severe burns from hot coffee.
