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It seems to grant some exclusive Openings: | It seems to grant some exclusive Openings: | ||
− | '''Hilarious Voiceover''' shakes your opponents' mind and confidence. (when foe fumbles) | + | :'''Hilarious Voiceover''' shakes your opponents' mind and confidence. (when foe fumbles) |
+ | :'''Swish and Flick''' to summon the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies. (spell critical) | ||
+ | ---- | ||
+ | *You channel the power of a thousand terrible movies for good... or at least good practice for making fun of <foe>. Your practiced jibes deal {{col|psychic|X damage}} and shake his confidence. ''(-X Defense, -X Offense)'' | ||
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− | [[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] | + | *You extend the turkey feather wand, summoning the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies. |
+ | ::'''''followed by:''''' | ||
+ | :It takes the form of a man in a gorilla suit and a space helmet. He bludgeons the <foe> for '''X damage'''. | ||
+ | ::'''''or''''' | ||
+ | :It burns the <foe>, causing {{col|acid|X damage}} of toxic troma... err, trauma. | ||
+ | ::'''''or''''' | ||
+ | :It takes the form of a prequel to Array's favorite movie, scarring it for {{col|psychic|X damage}}. | ||
+ | ::'''''or''''' | ||
+ | :It takes the form of a electric tingler, like a joy buzzer, but gimmicky enough to deal {{col|electric|X damage}}. | ||
+ | ::'''''or''''' | ||
+ | :Their terrible magic summons every frozen turkey in Hoboken. They bury the <foe> for {{col|ice|X damage}}. | ||
+ | ::'''''or''''' | ||
+ | :It takes the form of tiny flaming UFOs that look supiciously like paper plates. They crash into the <foe> for {{col|fire|X damage}}. | ||
+ | ::'''''or''''' | ||
+ | :It gets louder and louder, attempting to compensate for its awfulness through volume, but only succeeds in doing {{col|sonic|X damage}}. | ||
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+ | [[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] 06:25, 1 November 2013 (PDT) |
Latest revision as of 05:25, 1 November 2013
It seems to grant some exclusive Openings:
- Hilarious Voiceover shakes your opponents' mind and confidence. (when foe fumbles)
- Swish and Flick to summon the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies. (spell critical)
- You channel the power of a thousand terrible movies for good... or at least good practice for making fun of <foe>. Your practiced jibes deal X damage and shake his confidence. (-X Defense, -X Offense)
- You extend the turkey feather wand, summoning the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies.
- followed by:
- It takes the form of a man in a gorilla suit and a space helmet. He bludgeons the <foe> for X damage.
- or
- It burns the <foe>, causing X damage of toxic troma... err, trauma.
- or
- It takes the form of a prequel to Array's favorite movie, scarring it for X damage.
- or
- It takes the form of a electric tingler, like a joy buzzer, but gimmicky enough to deal X damage.
- or
- Their terrible magic summons every frozen turkey in Hoboken. They bury the <foe> for X damage.
- or
- It takes the form of tiny flaming UFOs that look supiciously like paper plates. They crash into the <foe> for X damage.
- or
- It gets louder and louder, attempting to compensate for its awfulness through volume, but only succeeds in doing X damage.
Patojonas 06:25, 1 November 2013 (PDT)