Difference between revisions of "Two coconut halves"

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two coconut halves
Plural: lovely bunches of coconut halves
Yup. This sure is two halves of coconuts. No, it's not a coconut, because it's been cut in half, drained of milk, and had the pulp scooped out. So it's really just two coconut husk halves.

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 5
Usable

Gets you a temporary companion.

Guild for Imaginative Metachronism

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• Without a current companion:

You start clopping the coconut halves together. After a minute or so, a rather bedraggled looking man comes up and takes over for you.

• When Bedraggled Squire is your current companion:

You give the bedraggled man following you more coconut halves in case the old ones wear out.

• When you have a different companion:

You start clopping your coconut halves together. It sounds just like a horse, but your sidekick doesn't think it's nearly as funny as you do.

Sidekick/companion: Bedraggled Squire

Using multiple: Same as single use

• Can be assembled with arm streamers to make coconut bikini top.

References

• The plural refers to the song "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts".
• The use messages refer to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.