Difference between revisions of "Imitation movers"

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imitation movers

You are fighting imitation movers.

These guys have the branded truck and matching uniforms, but you recognize them from the papers. They're not movers at all, they're just using the disguise to rob houses.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The movers work together to hit you with a sofa. It's an impressive display of teamwork, even if the sofa is pretty plush.
• The movers angle the window they're moving to focus light on you. Who has convex windows? Seriously. (fire) damage
• The movers work together to hit you with a sofa. It's an impressive display of teamwork, even if the sofa is pretty plush.

They hit you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! They hit you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• One of the movers tries to distract you while the other runs upstairs. You're fast enough to keep them from pulling anything crazy, though.
• The movers angle the window they're moving to focus light on you, but you get out of the way. It probably wasn't even convex, but better safe than on fire.
• The movers try to work together to hit you with a sofa, but you build a cushion fort to protect yourself.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! They takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 5-8 chips.

You gain 6 experience.

You got an item: lifting straps (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: styrofoam lid (16.3 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: bubble wrap (20.2 ± 2.9%)
You got an item: throw pillow (11 ± 2.3%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to fire damage.

Locations

• Neighboring and neighborly neighborhood