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karate kitten

You are fighting a karate kitten.

She might look sweet at first, but she's more dangerous than a tai-chi panda, a kung-fu turtle, and a ninja beetle all rolled into one.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She sweeps the leg. Which is to say she rubs against your legs while you're trying to walk, tripping you for like the thousandth time.
• She digs into you with those tiny little kitten claws, like twenty razor-sharp swords.
• It turns out all those hours spent chasing the red dot have been perfect practice for fighting superheroes. She darts past your defenses and gives you the five claw death punch.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She tries to sweep the leg, but you counter, proving once again why crane beats kitten in rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock-crane-kitten.
• She tries to dig her little kitten claws into you, but your armor is thick enough to block it. Man, you should wear this stuff at home.
• Thankfully, despite all the kitten's training and discipline, laser pointers still exist.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 84-143 chips.

You gain 111 experience.

You got an item: Tsun Su's War of Art (2.6 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: tonfa (20.3 ± 2.3%)
You got an item: beau staff (19.9 ± 2.3%)
You got an item: yellow bandana mask (19.5 ± 2.3%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to physical damage.

Locations

• Yang Boulevard
  

Notes

This enemy is an animal.

• deja voodoo doll does not work on this foe.
• Only appears when wearing a source of increased combat chances.

References

• The description refers to Kung Fu Panda and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• The first miss message refers to a variation of Rock-paper-scissors called "rock-paper-scissors-Spock-lizard".