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| − | : You try to buy the shield in gingerbread stars, | + | : You try to buy the shield in gingerbread stars, but the gingerbread price is outrageous. It's a good thing you have 10 silver stars instead. |
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* Purchasing Pleasant's Smile: | * Purchasing Pleasant's Smile: | ||
: You slip the shopkeeper 5 silver stars and he gives you a smile. Well, the button is smiling. He's as blank-faced as ever. | : You slip the shopkeeper 5 silver stars and he gives you a smile. Well, the button is smiling. He's as blank-faced as ever. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing The Champion's belt: | ||
| + | : You give the shopkeeper 10 silver stars to set up a title fight and elbow drop the reigning champion into next year. The crowd goes wild! | ||
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| + | * Purchasing March hair: | ||
| + | : For 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper would butter his own hair, but luckily there's some vintage straw in the back he can sell instead. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing wizard wagon: | ||
| + | : For 10 silver stars, you get a vintage car with the best paint job in the history of paint jobs. It's got a wizard on the side and everything! | ||
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| + | * Purchasing JBH starter kit: | ||
| + | : For 10 silver stars, you get the whole Jukebox Hero kit, complete with Jukebox and a bunch of weird metal chips to put it in, but the fine print says you need to provide your own hero. | ||
| + | ** Using JBH starter kit: | ||
| + | : Your sidekick sets up the jukebox and pretty soon can't help but start singing along to the collection of oldies, royalty-free songs, and inexplicably good selection of punk music. | ||
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| + | Your sidekick learns a role: '''[[Jukebox Singer]]'''. | ||
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| + | * Plural of fudge ripple dice cream cake: | ||
| + | : fudge ripple dice cream cakes | ||
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| + | * Purchasing Pants of Liberty: | ||
| + | : For 10 silver stars, you get a little piece of history: the Pants of Liberty. Thankfully, the shopkeep hadn't been wearing them in the meantime. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing Golden Gust crown: | ||
| + | : For 10 silver stars, you get a golden crown! Such a good deal! The shopkeeper tries to fill you in on its backstory, but it's very shiny. | ||
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| + | * Puchasing the Adder: | ||
| + | : For 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper adds something to your inventory! It sounds pretty generic, but really he's just showing off the Adder. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing all day planner: | ||
| + | : For 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper sneaks you a day planner. Wait, why is it already full of stuff to do? | ||
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| + | * Purchasing love-crafted holiday sweater: | ||
| + | : For only 10 silver stars, the lovingly-crafted sweater is passed on to you. It's less regifting and more that that sweater chooses the wearer. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing sequel shotgun: | ||
| + | : For just 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper listens to your pitch. He seems impressed enough by your ideas of a superhero constantly going back to correct the mistakes of the past that he gives you an ancient studio heirloom. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing plush liver d'amour: | ||
| + | : When you go into a mysterious shop and spend 10 silver stars for a new liver, you're really glad everyone's on the same page with you getting a huggable plush. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing wand of dimes: | ||
| + | : You're not quite sure how being magical affects exchange rates, but ten silver stars gets you some extremely magical dimes. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing heavy metal music box: | ||
| + | : You trade 10 silver stars for a music box that, knowing shops like this, is probably cursed. That might explain the "explicit lyrics" sticker. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing June buggy: | ||
| + | : You hand over your stars to the shopkeeper and he gives you the keys to a brand new car! Actually, it looks more like it's from the 70s, but it's still surprising he'd part with it for just 10 silver stars. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing cursed tiki statue: | ||
| + | : You buy a cursed statuette for 10 silver stars. Turns out there's no devilish twist when the only reason you're buying something is because it's cursed. | ||
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| + | * Plural of genuine lookalike World Series 2020 ring: | ||
| + | : genuine lookalike World Series 2020 rings | ||
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| + | * Purchasing Quarter Moon Playbook: | ||
| + | : You buy an ancient playbook for 10 silver stars, ready to reanimate the Twilight Quarter Moons, one sidekick at a time.<br> | ||
| + | ** Using Quarter Moon Playbook: | ||
| + | : Your sidekick learns the dark secrets underlying the football world and the Quartermoon's failed bid at the SFL championship. | ||
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| + | : But there are some secrets sidekicks are not meant to know. The Quartermoon Curse falls to them, giving them the power of a star quarterback whenever the quartermoon shines. | ||
| + | : Your sidekick learns a role:''' [[Quartermoon Back]]'''. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing apple picker: | ||
| + | : You reach to the top shelf, grabbing the apple picker's keys, before turning over 10 silver stars to the shopkeeper. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing elfin shoes: | ||
| + | : You top five trees with 5 silver stars and, in return, receive some magical shoes. The shopkeeper reassures you they won't take you to Kansas. | ||
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| + | * Purchasing elfin gloves: | ||
| + | : You get the gloves with your 5 silver star discount, which it turns out is just the normal price. Still, they're glowing, so that's gotta mean something cool. | ||
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Latest revision as of 00:43, 4 December 2022
Hi, Sanjuro here. This page is for whatever.
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- Purchasing lucky seven shooter:
- You're able to pick up a lucky seven shooter for only 10 silver stars. You feel like a lucky punk.
- Purchasing spooky pumpkin mask:
- You're able to get a spooky mask for just 10 silver stars. Now you're ready to Halloween in style.
- Purchasing leaf blower:
- This place has a reputation for pretty good deals, but 10 silver stars for a leafblower is pretty good, even ignoring the whole history of heroism.
- Purchasing gingerbread shield:
- You try to buy the shield in gingerbread stars, but the gingerbread price is outrageous. It's a good thing you have 10 silver stars instead.
- Plural of rose dice cream cake:
- rose dice cream cakes
- Purchasing Father Time's scythe:
- It's a new year, which means time for a sale on the new model of scythes! Seriously, only 10 silver stars?
- Purchasing 2020 hindsight glasses:
- You knew you'd regret not having given the shopkeeper 10 silver stars for those glasses, so you beat the rush.
- Purchasing marching baton:
- You give the shopkeeper 10 silver stars and receive the weighty responsibilities of Major Drum, or at least a drum major.
- Purchasing Death's dark feather:
- You channel every fan that thinks you need a dark and edgy reboot, give your best growl, and buy the feather for 5 silver stars.
- Purchasing Eldritch's arcanf annulus:
- Unimaginable arcane blessings tumble downward from the stars themselves... specifically from the 5 silver stars you paid the shopkeeper.
- Purchasing Sweeper's curled rock:
- Technically, purchasing the curled rock requires 5 silver stars and affirming you watch curling all the time, but the shopkeeper is willing the waive the last part.
- Purchasing Favorite's untouchable apple:
- You pass the teacher... er, shopkeeper 5 silver stars and thus is the title of Favorite passed to you.
- Purchasing Nunya business suit:
- You manage to get a genuine Nunya suit for only 10 silver stars! Now you're in business!
- Purchasing mayday bell:
- You hand over 10 silver stars and the shopkeeper rings a bell. His assistant brings out another, much cooler, bell to give to you.
- Purchasing spotter monociar:
- You hand over 10 silver stars and he points out he's already given you the monocular. Okay, maybe you do need a little help.
- Using spotter monocular:
Your sidekick tries out all the functions on the binoculars: rangefinding, itemfinding, perspectivefinding, weightfinding, and even gainzfinding. They're ready to spot everything.
Your sidekick learns a role: Spotter.
- Purchasing Jewel Eye:
- It seems like the Jewel Eye should cost more than 10 silver stars, but even heroes need to jump on a bargain when they see one.
- Purchasing melting wax pants:
- It would seem like 10 silver stars is a steal for some genuine wax pants, but shipping in August means things always go a little... melty.
- Purchasing the Septagon:
- You purchase the Septagon for 10 silver stars. Man, you can't wait to get back home to stare at this bad boy.
- Purchasing costume trunk:
- You hand the shopkeeper 10 silver stars and he disappears upstairs. A few minutes later, he comes back with a box full of Halloween cheer!
- Using costume trunk:
Your sidekick's eyes glitter with the costume opportunities.
Your sidekick learns a role: Cosplayer.
- Purchasing Beeknee helicopter beanie:
- You hand the shopkeeper 10 silver stars. Weeks later he returns with a helicopter beanie and a box. A box!
- Purchasing muffling muffler:
- Ten silver stars gets you the thickest muffler that has ever been created in Twilight.
- Purchasing calendar-a-day calendar:
- You buy ten months of calendars for a silver star each and the shopkeeper throws in the other two months for free.
- Using calendar-a-day-calendar:
- With enviable restraint, your sidekick checks out the first page of the calendar.
Your sidekick learns a role: Calendarmonger.
- Purchasing Radiant's Rainbow:
- For 5 silver stars, the shopkeeper breaks out the prism and some glitter, summoning the full power of Radiant down onto his craft project.
- Purchasing Luxuriant's Cat:
- For 5 silver stars, the shopkeeper lets you adopt the cutest technicolor kitten art. You can feel the adorable scorn.
- Purchasing Brilliant's Unicorn:
- You buy a stunningly realistic piece of unicorn glitter art for 5 silver stars. Thankfully it's not an actual unicorn, because you're pretty sure those are endangered.
- Purchasing Pleasant's Smile:
- You slip the shopkeeper 5 silver stars and he gives you a smile. Well, the button is smiling. He's as blank-faced as ever.
- Purchasing The Champion's belt:
- You give the shopkeeper 10 silver stars to set up a title fight and elbow drop the reigning champion into next year. The crowd goes wild!
- Purchasing March hair:
- For 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper would butter his own hair, but luckily there's some vintage straw in the back he can sell instead.
- Purchasing wizard wagon:
- For 10 silver stars, you get a vintage car with the best paint job in the history of paint jobs. It's got a wizard on the side and everything!
- Purchasing JBH starter kit:
- For 10 silver stars, you get the whole Jukebox Hero kit, complete with Jukebox and a bunch of weird metal chips to put it in, but the fine print says you need to provide your own hero.
- Using JBH starter kit:
- Your sidekick sets up the jukebox and pretty soon can't help but start singing along to the collection of oldies, royalty-free songs, and inexplicably good selection of punk music.
Your sidekick learns a role: Jukebox Singer.
- Plural of fudge ripple dice cream cake:
- fudge ripple dice cream cakes
- Purchasing Pants of Liberty:
- For 10 silver stars, you get a little piece of history: the Pants of Liberty. Thankfully, the shopkeep hadn't been wearing them in the meantime.
- Purchasing Golden Gust crown:
- For 10 silver stars, you get a golden crown! Such a good deal! The shopkeeper tries to fill you in on its backstory, but it's very shiny.
- Puchasing the Adder:
- For 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper adds something to your inventory! It sounds pretty generic, but really he's just showing off the Adder.
- Purchasing all day planner:
- For 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper sneaks you a day planner. Wait, why is it already full of stuff to do?
- Purchasing love-crafted holiday sweater:
- For only 10 silver stars, the lovingly-crafted sweater is passed on to you. It's less regifting and more that that sweater chooses the wearer.
- Purchasing sequel shotgun:
- For just 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper listens to your pitch. He seems impressed enough by your ideas of a superhero constantly going back to correct the mistakes of the past that he gives you an ancient studio heirloom.
- Purchasing plush liver d'amour:
- When you go into a mysterious shop and spend 10 silver stars for a new liver, you're really glad everyone's on the same page with you getting a huggable plush.
- Purchasing wand of dimes:
- You're not quite sure how being magical affects exchange rates, but ten silver stars gets you some extremely magical dimes.
- Purchasing heavy metal music box:
- You trade 10 silver stars for a music box that, knowing shops like this, is probably cursed. That might explain the "explicit lyrics" sticker.
- Purchasing June buggy:
- You hand over your stars to the shopkeeper and he gives you the keys to a brand new car! Actually, it looks more like it's from the 70s, but it's still surprising he'd part with it for just 10 silver stars.
- Purchasing cursed tiki statue:
- You buy a cursed statuette for 10 silver stars. Turns out there's no devilish twist when the only reason you're buying something is because it's cursed.
- Plural of genuine lookalike World Series 2020 ring:
- genuine lookalike World Series 2020 rings
- Purchasing Quarter Moon Playbook:
- You buy an ancient playbook for 10 silver stars, ready to reanimate the Twilight Quarter Moons, one sidekick at a time.
- Using Quarter Moon Playbook:
- Your sidekick learns the dark secrets underlying the football world and the Quartermoon's failed bid at the SFL championship.
- But there are some secrets sidekicks are not meant to know. The Quartermoon Curse falls to them, giving them the power of a star quarterback whenever the quartermoon shines.
- Your sidekick learns a role: Quartermoon Back.
- Purchasing apple picker:
- You reach to the top shelf, grabbing the apple picker's keys, before turning over 10 silver stars to the shopkeeper.
- Purchasing elfin shoes:
- You top five trees with 5 silver stars and, in return, receive some magical shoes. The shopkeeper reassures you they won't take you to Kansas.
- Purchasing elfin gloves:
- You get the gloves with your 5 silver star discount, which it turns out is just the normal price. Still, they're glowing, so that's gotta mean something cool.
