Difference between revisions of "Freelance teenager"

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Freelance teenager

How Obtained

Obtained from: Jax 'Za pizza shop

Duration: 60 min.

Behavior

Ability: Causes attackers to miss.

The teenager erupts with a strange utterance that sounds kind of like, "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb. Oh narf!" and tries to hide.
Your teenage sidekick shouts, "Duck, <player_name>!" at exactly the right time. You duck, and your foe misses.
Somewhere off to the size you can hear the teenager mutter, "Jinkies, I hope that baddie doesn't see me!"
The teenager ineffectively shouts, "Zoinks, that looks dangerous!"
The teenager whines, "Schnikes, this is getting serious. I shouldn't be here!"
Your teenage sidekick gets really charged up, and shouts, "Holy moly articholey! I mean hokey smokey artichokey! I mean, wowsers! No, like, gadzooks! Or something!" Your opponent is so confused by the inane string of verbiage that no attack is possible.

Dismissal Message: You decide you're better off without a sidekick and shoo yours away.

"Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb" is a reference to the character Penfold from the British cartoon DangerMouse
In the same message, "narf" is one of many nonsense phrases uttered by Pinky from the Animaniacs skit (and later cartoon show), Pinky and the Brain.
"Jinkies" is a catch-phrase of the character Velma from Scooby-Doo.
"Zoinks" is a reference to the character Shaggy, also from Scooby-Doo.
"Schnikes" is a phrase used by Chris Farley in the movie Tommy Boy.

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 |ability=Causes attackers to miss.
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+|dismissal=You decide you're better off without a sidekick and shoo yours away.
 |msg=*The teenager erupts with a strange utterance that sounds kind of like, "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb. Oh narf!" and tries to hide.
 *Your teenage sidekick shouts, "Duck, <player_name>!" at exactly the right time. You duck, and your foe misses.