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|name=IT wizard  | |name=IT wizard  | ||
|image=It-wizard.jpg  | |image=It-wizard.jpg  | ||
|desc=This guy is decked out in long shimmering robes and is waving around something that looks kind of like a wand. It would be more humorous than fearsome if that wand wasn't shooting out a series of little fireballs.  | |desc=This guy is decked out in long shimmering robes and is waving around something that looks kind of like a wand. It would be more humorous than fearsome if that wand wasn't shooting out a series of little fireballs.  | ||
|  | |hit1=The wizard reaches into his robe and withdraws a number of small objects, which he hurls at you. The objects turn out to be old ram chips, and their corners are surprisingly sharp!  | ||
|hit2=The wizard sends bad data to your hero's wristwatch, making it crash.  | |||
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Into a wall.  | Into a wall.  | ||
Taking you with it.   | Taking you with it.  | ||
|  | |pronoun=He  | ||
|miss1=The wizard points his wand at you, but you wander out of range.  | |miss1=The wizard points his wand at you, but you wander out of range.  | ||
|miss2=  | |miss2=He tries to invoke lightning with his laptop, but a y2k bug delivers the bolt to 1907.  | ||
|miss3=  | |miss3=He tries to smack you around like a pinball, but he's not that kind of wizard.  | ||
|fum=X  | |fum=X  | ||
|chips=41-72  | |chips=41-72  | ||
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|item2=roman candle wand|image2=wand.gif  | |item2=roman candle wand|image2=wand.gif  | ||
|loc1=Guild for Imaginative Metachronism}}  | |loc1=Guild for Imaginative Metachronism}}  | ||
==References==  | |||
==  | * The second miss message references the [[Wikipedia:Year 2000 problem||y2k bug}}  | ||
* The third miss message references The Who's song, {{Wikipedia|Pinball Wizard}}.  | |||
Revision as of 21:13, 17 February 2009
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You are fighting an IT wizard.
This guy is decked out in long shimmering robes and is waving around something that looks kind of like a wand. It would be more humorous than fearsome if that wand wasn't shooting out a series of little fireballs.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The wizard reaches into his robe and withdraws a number of small objects, which he hurls at you. The objects turn out to be old ram chips, and their corners are surprisingly sharp!
 - The wizard sends bad data to your hero's wristwatch, making it crash.
 
Into a wall.
Taking you with it.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The wizard points his wand at you, but you wander out of range.
 - He tries to invoke lightning with his laptop, but a y2k bug delivers the bolt to 1907.
 - He tries to smack you around like a pinball, but he's not that kind of wizard.
 
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 54 experience.
You got an item: digital robes 
 (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: roman candle wand 
 (Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
References
- The second miss message references the [[Wikipedia:Year 2000 problem||y2k bug}}
 - The third miss message references The Who's song, Pinball Wizard.
 
