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Mind Bender

You are fighting ??? Mind Bender.

"Mow, we seat again," you hear a familiar voice say from the shadows. "I mean, we lace each other at fast. I mean ... you!"

"Yes," you say. "Me." You're stunned that for once you got something out of your mouth without messing it up.

Out of the shadows steps the Bind Mender--no, the Mind Bender. Actually, you were right the first time. Though Mind Bender is appropriate enough, considering what he's tun to the dunnels. Done to the tunnels.

"It look you tong enough," says the Mind Bender as he begins to circle you warily. You brace yourself for what will surely be a hard-fat bottle. Bard-hat fottle. Hard-fought battle.

Whatever.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He offers you a grilled cheese sandwhich. You take a bite and are disgusted to find it's nothing but chilled grease.

??? hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He assaults you with some carefully crafted tai chi, but you find the chai tea refreshing.
• The Mind Bender throws a left hook, but you get a look at the heft and step out of range.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-468-772-? chips.

You gain 35 experience.

You got an item: magic truck vehicle (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Dank and Rusty Maze