Difference between revisions of "Bard"

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The Bard

You are fighting The Bard.

You elect to keep reading. The shouting swiftly grows louder, as a man charges out of the booth and down a ramp to the stage.

The Bard stands before you, dressed in tights and a floofy shirt with a silly puffy thing around the throat. There's a mad gleam in his eye, though, and a rather nasty-looking giant quill pen the size of a spear in his hand. Probably should have mentioned that first, actually.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

??? hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 244-321 chips.

You gain 120 experience.

You got an item: gold coin (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: gold coin (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: gold coin (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: gold coin (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Cube Theater
  

References

• The picture is a portrait of William Shakespeare.