Difference between revisions of "Thug"

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thug

You are fighting a thug.

Make no bones about it, this guy looks a little shifty, but not too menacing.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The thug gives you a t-hug, which is thug code for "punches you."
• The thug hits you in the guht. Er, the tug hits you in the gut. Something like that.
• He slugs you with his baseball bat. While you write in pain he takes a lap around some imaginary bases.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The thug hits you with a sock full of coins. Coins are made out of lightweight plax these days, though, so it doesn't hurt much.
• He kicks at you but falls down. He's not much of a criminal.
• Attempting but failing to perpetrate some serious thuggery on you, the thug frowns and pouts for a bit. You're not inclined to be sympathetic.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 4-7 chips.

You gain 5 experience.

You got an item: baseball bat (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: hammer (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Your neighborhood