Crazy scientician: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 15:47, 23 December 2007

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You gain 96-128 chips.

You gain 105 experience.

You got an item: de-enervation juice (%?)

You got an item: embiggening tonic (%?)

You got an item: lab coat (%?)

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 |image=crazy-scientician.jpg
 |hit=* Your opponent attacks ... The scientician whips out a portable electrifimometer and electrififies you with it. She hits you for {{element|electric|X}}.
-|critical=*
+* Your opponent attacks ... Producing a pen and paper, she begins to convert you from English units to metric. You find the conversion to be a very painful process. She hits you for {{element|psychic|X}}.
+|critical=*Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits for {{element|physical|X}}.
 |miss=* Your opponent attacks ... She gulps down a can of some fizzing potion. For a moment, nothing happens. Then she belches loudly. Confused, the scientician looks at the can in her hand. "Gingerette?" she says. "How did that get in there?"
 * Your opponent attacks ... The scientician shoots you with an inflamminator. If you had been on fire, it would have put it out, but as it is it does nothing.
+* Your opponent attacks ... She hits you with 1500 kilograms of force. You point out that kilograms are mass and not force. Since F = ma, you define a to be a very small number, and all is fine.
 |fumble=none}}
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