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Ol' IronHideSides

You are fighting Ol' IronHideSides.

Creaky, cranky, crotchety, and curmudgeonly, Ol' IronHideSides is just about ready to go 1812 on your butt.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He fires a missile, which puts a serious dent in your afterburner. You didn't know you even had an afterburner.
• The robot kicks you in the hydraulic joint. Like using a muscle you didn't know you had, you discover this to be quite painful.
• He tries to wipe that smile off your faceplace with a laser. Guess nobody told him that you don't have a faceplate.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The boat gets his metaphors mixed up, adding grease to your gears and grit to your character, rather than the other way around.
• He fires a missile, which explodes nearby and knocks you to the ground. You can still transform from the fetal position into a standing human shape, though, so you're completely unharmed.
• You dodge a barrage of laser beams, and hear him mutter, "That really puts a tarnish on my outboard!" Whatever that means.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain <scaling> experience.

You got an item: paddlebot logo (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: plasteel plating (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: strut bar (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Row vs. Wade Battlefield
  

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.

References

• This refers to Ironhide of the Transformers.
• Everything about this foe refers to the War of 1812, where the USS Constitution was given the nickname "old ironsides".