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Lightning Rod Jones

You are fighting Lightning Rod Jones.

This is one of Livia la Frostheim's trusted henchmen. The name and all the yellow he's wearing gives you a good idea of what to expect
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The scent of ozone fills your nose as another bolt slams into you. Next time you resolve to be the one who bolts first. (electric) damage
• Do you know what happens to a superhero that gets struck by lightning? The answer is "No, I don't remember a thing. Why do I hurt so much?" (electric) damage
• He shoots lightning out of his hands and blasts you. No fair! Lightning fingers! (electric) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The scent of ozone fills your nose, but you quickly spray some air freshener.
• He grabs you firmly, the crackling power makes your hair stick straight up, but little else.
• He shoots lightning out of his hands, but the metal floor grounds out his attack.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 69 chips.

You gain 90 experience.

You got an item: silver bracelet (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Immune to electric damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Underwater Base
  

Notes

• Becomes a one-time adventure once defeated.

References

• "The one who bolts first" is a reference to "the one who shoots first," related to the "Han shot first" meme.
• The second hit text is a reference to Storm's line in the X-men movie where she asks "Do you know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?"