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|desc=You're facing sailor John Canary, prince of the small-time smugglers. He's got a crazed, glazed look in his eye, and he smells of rum. Lots of rum.
|desc=You're facing sailor John Canary, prince of the small-time smugglers. He's got a crazed, glazed look in his eye, and he smells of rum. Lots of rum.
|image=Smuggler.jpg
|image=Smuggler.jpg
|hit=* He slaps you painfully across the face. You rub the sore spot, musing to yourself, "Not sure I deserved that." He hits you again. "I may have deserved that," you decide.
|nsdhit1=He slaps you painfully across the face. You rub the sore spot, musing to yourself, "Not sure I deserved that." He hits you again. "I may have deserved that," you decide.
* You weave and dodge, but his attack connects anyway. You will always remember this as the day you almost dodged sailor John Canary.
|nsdhit2=You weave and dodge, but his attack connects anyway. You will always remember this as the day you almost dodged sailor John Canary.
* The smuggler pulls out a pistol and shoots it drunkenly in a direction that's nowhere near you. It ricochets off three pieces of metal and the concrete of the dock before hitting you in the leg.<br>"That's not possible!" you shout.<br>"No, improbable," the smuggler insists.
|nsdhit3=The smuggler pulls out a pistol and shoots it drunkenly in a direction that's nowhere near you. It ricochets off three pieces of metal and the concrete of the dock before hitting you in the leg.<br>"That's not possible!" you shout.<br>"No, improbable," the smuggler insists.
|critical=unknown
|critical=unknown
|miss=* He takes a swipe at you but misses. "Really bad eggs," he mutters.<br>You have absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean.
|miss1=He takes a swipe at you but misses. "Really bad eggs," he mutters.<br>You have absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean.
* Before he can attack, a small monkey appears and starts chattering at the smuggler. Completely forgetting about you, the seaman scampers after the monkey like a madman until it disappears again.
|miss2=Before he can attack, a small monkey appears and starts chattering at the smuggler. Completely forgetting about you, the seaman scampers after the monkey like a madman until it disappears again.
* "Parley!" you shout. Sailor Canary cocks his head to one side and then scrabbles around in a sack and plucks out a sprig of parsley, which he hands to you. Apparently he misunderstood, but you're not going to complain.
|miss3="Parley!" you shout. Sailor Canary cocks his head to one side and then scrabbles around in a sack and plucks out a sprig of parsley, which he hands to you. Apparently he misunderstood, but you're not going to complain.
|fumble=unknown
|fumble=unknown
|chip range=??-79-??
|chips=??-79-??
|xp=??-74-??}}
|xp=??-74-??
 
|item1=seventh of nine|image1=Seventh-of-nine.gif
{{obtain|item=seventh of nine|image=Seventh-of-nine.gif}}
|item2=smuggler's box|image2=Smugglers-box.gif
{{obtain|item=smuggler's box|image=Smugglers-box.gif}}
|loc1=The Docks}}
 
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=References=
=References=
Quite an obvious reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Jack_Sparrow Captain Jack Sparrow].
Quite an obvious reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Jack_Sparrow Captain Jack Sparrow].
== Location(s) ==
[[The Docks]]
[[Category: Enemies]]

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Quite an obvious reference to Captain Jack Sparrow.

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