Difference between revisions of "Small-time smuggler"
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|desc=You're facing sailor John Canary, prince of the small-time smugglers. He's got a crazed, glazed look in his eye, and he smells of rum. Lots of rum. | |desc=You're facing sailor John Canary, prince of the small-time smugglers. He's got a crazed, glazed look in his eye, and he smells of rum. Lots of rum. | ||
|image=Smuggler.jpg | |image=Smuggler.jpg | ||
− | | | + | |nsdhit1=He slaps you painfully across the face. You rub the sore spot, musing to yourself, "Not sure I deserved that." He hits you again. "I may have deserved that," you decide. |
− | + | |nsdhit2=You weave and dodge, but his attack connects anyway. You will always remember this as the day you almost dodged sailor John Canary. | |
− | + | |nsdhit3=The smuggler pulls out a pistol and shoots it drunkenly in a direction that's nowhere near you. It ricochets off three pieces of metal and the concrete of the dock before hitting you in the leg.<br>"That's not possible!" you shout.<br>"No, improbable," the smuggler insists. | |
|critical=unknown | |critical=unknown | ||
− | | | + | |miss1=He takes a swipe at you but misses. "Really bad eggs," he mutters.<br>You have absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean. |
− | + | |miss2=Before he can attack, a small monkey appears and starts chattering at the smuggler. Completely forgetting about you, the seaman scampers after the monkey like a madman until it disappears again. | |
− | + | |miss3="Parley!" you shout. Sailor Canary cocks his head to one side and then scrabbles around in a sack and plucks out a sprig of parsley, which he hands to you. Apparently he misunderstood, but you're not going to complain. | |
|fumble=unknown | |fumble=unknown | ||
− | | | + | |chips=??-79-?? |
− | |xp=??-74-?? | + | |xp=??-74-?? |
− | + | |item1=seventh of nine|image1=Seventh-of-nine.gif | |
− | + | |item2=smuggler's box|image2=Smugglers-box.gif | |
− | + | |loc1=The Docks}} | |
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=References= | =References= | ||
Quite an obvious reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Jack_Sparrow Captain Jack Sparrow]. | Quite an obvious reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Jack_Sparrow Captain Jack Sparrow]. | ||
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References
Quite an obvious reference to Captain Jack Sparrow.