|hit=* He slaps you painfully across the face. You rub the sore spot, musing to yourself, "Not sure I deserved that." He hits you again. "I may have deserved that," you decide.

* You weave and dodge, but his attack connects anyway. You will always remember this as the day you almost dodged sailor John Canary.

* The smuggler pulls out a pistol and shoots it drunkenly in a direction that's nowhere near you. It ricochets off three pieces of metal and the concrete of the dock before hitting you in the leg.<br>"That's not possible!" you shout.<br>"No, improbable," the smuggler insists.

|miss=* He takes a swipe at you but misses. "Really bad eggs," he mutters.<br>You have absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean.

* Before he can attack, a small monkey appears and starts chattering at the smuggler. Completely forgetting about you, the seaman scampers after the monkey like a madman until it disappears again.

* "Parley!" you shout. Sailor Canary cocks his head to one side and then scrabbles around in a sack and plucks out a sprig of parsley, which he hands to you. Apparently he misunderstood, but you're not going to complain.

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