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This page relates to a reported minor bug: one hit message says "(fire)", but does regular damage

Big Earl

You are fighting Big Earl.

Big Earl makes Big Bad John look small. He makes Evil Kenevil^[sic] look good. He makes telemarketers seem pleasant. On him, those suspenders don't look silly, they look downright frightening.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Earl lights a cigar, takes a few puffs, and then puts it out on your arm. (fire)^[sic]
• Earl heaves you off his derrick. You try to splash gracefully, but belly flop instead.
• Big Earl lands a big fist on your big fat head. Sorry about that, got a little carried away.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Earl lights a cigar and enjoys a few puffs, putting off the fight for a few minutes.
• Earl heaves you off his derrick. You knife into the water with perfect form, no harm done.
• Big Earl tries to land a big fist on your (relatively) teensy tiny little head. His hand is so big he can't see where it's going, so he misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-14-147-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Big Earl's suspenders (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Big Earl's Big Oil Derrick
  

This enemy is a static Villain.

References

• The description refers to Jimmy Dean's song Big Bad John and to the daredevil Evel Knievel.