Fortune cookie

Item Number: 1646
Description ID: 98007965
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fortune cookie
Plural: fortune cookies
The fortune cookie is almost, but not entirely, exactly unlike a real cookie. Frankly, they're more like cardboard than anything else. Anyway, this is a tasteless cookie with a paper fortune inside, which is all anyone cares about anyway.

Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot be auto-sold
{{#vardefine:consumable|no}}{{#vardefine:consumable|{{#var:consumable}}}}Usable
Item is a free pull while in a retcon run

How Obtained

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Summon Fortune Cookie

When Used

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You crack open the cookie. The shell's not really that edible, so you throw it away and focus on the fortune, which says:

<Fortune>

Using multiple:
You crack open the cookies. The shells aren't really that edible, so you throw them away and focus on the fortunes, which you read in succession:

<Fortunes>

When Returned through [send to player]

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Unknown

Trying to return the item to yourself:

You decide that you don't need to send this item to yourself. Why not save the postage fees?

Effect on Receiver: Unspecified

Notes

• Possible fortunes:

• What happened when the train full of brown paint collided with the train full of red paint?

Both engineers were marooned!

• Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with.

• Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?

No, I look in a towel!

• What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese!

• What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey.

• How can you tell that there is an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

• What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

• What's the difference between an elephant & a strawberry?

The strawberry is red.

• When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.

• Where do you find a two legged dog?

Where you left him.

• What did the snail say while sitting on the turtle?

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!