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Revision as of 03:40, 2 July 2011
fortune cookie
Plural: fortune cookies
The fortune cookie is almost, but not entirely, exactly unlike a real cookie. Frankly, they're more like cardboard than anything else. Anyway, this is a tasteless cookie with a paper fortune inside, which is all anyone cares about anyway.
Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Item is a free pull while in a retcon run
How Obtained
When Used
You crack open the cookie. The shell's not really that edible, so you throw it away and focus on the fortune, which says:
<Fortune>
Using multiple:
You crack open the cookies. The shells aren't really that edible, so you throw them away and focus on the fortunes, which you read in succession:
<Fortunes>
Unknown
- Trying to return the item to yourself:
- You decide that you don't need to send this item to yourself. Why not save the postage fees?
Effect on Receiver: Unspecified
Notes
- Possible fortunes:
- What happened when the train full of brown paint collided with the train full of red paint?
- Both engineers were marooned!
- Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
- Because he had no body to go with.
- Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?
- No, I look in a towel!
- What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Nacho Cheese!
- What do you call a camel with three humps?
- Humphrey.
- How can you tell that there is an elephant in your sandwich?
- When it's too heavy to lift.
- What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
- A dinosnore!
- What's the difference between an elephant & a strawberry?
- The strawberry is red.
- When is a car not a car?
- When it turns into a garage.
- Where do you find a two legged dog?
- Where you left him.
- What did the snail say while sitting on the turtle?
- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
- Why do oysters keep their pearls?
- Because they're shellfish.
- What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
- The half moon because the full moon is lighter!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-
- MOO!
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
- A stick.
- How can you tell that there is an elephant in your sandwich?
- When it's too heavy to lift.
- Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father?
- They called him dad!
- What do you call a short psychic who just escaped from jail?
- A small medium at large.
- How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
- With a pair of Caesars!
