Difference between revisions of "Fortune cookie"

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fortune cookie
Plural: fortune cookies
The fortune cookie is almost, but not entirely, exactly unlike a real cookie. Frankly, they're more like cardboard than anything else. Anyway, this is a tasteless cookie with a paper fortune inside, which is all anyone cares about anyway.

Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Item is a free pull while in a retcon run

Summon Fortune Cookie

You crack open the cookie. The shell's not really that edible, so you throw it away and focus on the fortune, which says:

<Fortune>

Using multiple:
You crack open the cookies. The shells aren't really that edible, so you throw them away and focus on the fortunes, which you read in succession:

<Fortunes>

You deliver good fortune in cookie form to <player>.

Trying to return the item to yourself:

You decide that you don't need to send this item to yourself. Why not save the postage fees?

Effect on Receiver:
<player> just sent you a fortune cookie. Looks like it's your lucky day!

Included item: fortune cookie (quantity 1)

Notes

• Possible fortunes:

• What happened when the train full of brown paint collided with the train full of red paint?

Both engineers were marooned!

• Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with.

• Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?

No, I look in a towel!

• What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese!

• What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey.

• How can you tell that there is an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

• What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

• What's the difference between an elephant & a strawberry?

The strawberry is red.

• When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.

• Where do you find a two legged dog?

Where you left him.

• What did the snail say while sitting on the turtle?

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

• Why do oysters keep their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

• What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?

The half moon because the full moon is lighter!

• Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-

MOO!

• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

• How can you tell that there is an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

• Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father?

They called him dad!

• What do you call a short psychic who just escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

• How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

• Why do birds fly south in winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

• If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house?

Washington DC.

• Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

• What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll hang around!

• Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

'Cause they have big fingers.

• If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?

Nine!

• What runs but never walks?

Water!

• How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?

Just one if it's long enough!

• Why was 6 frightened of 7?

Because 7 8 9.