Difference between revisions of "Motivational speaker"

Ambling around mumbling quotes from the series of DVDs you forced them to watch, your sidekick has become highly trained in motivational techniques, which they unfortunately refuse to share with anyone else.

Level cap: 100

Full-time sidekick.
Obtained from: motivational DVD

Ability: Increased sidekick effectiveness

Messages

After an encounter:

• <name> walks back and forth, mumbling and gesturing. You manage to hear a small snippet of the speech:

"Nothing great was ever achieved without heaps and heaps of great responsibility."

"Live tomorrow to create the today you are committed to."

"If there's no decision, you haven't really taken action."

"The path to success is a massive, determined reaction to your opponent's action."

"I challenge you to join the ranks of people who walk the talk."

"The best way through is always out."

"The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of that elusive flying squirrel."

"Find the limits of possibility by shooting right past them into the impossible."

"Don't fear the Reaper, just use more cowbell."

"Work keeps us from three great things: naps, internet gaming, and Funyuns."

"People are not lazy. They just use scripts that do not inspire them."

Notes

• Increases the sidekick effectiveness at increasing the sidekick effectiveness.

References

• The sidekick image is of the character Matt Foley, a loud, clumsy motivational speaker played by Chris Farley on Saturday Night Live.
• One of the motivational slogans refers to the "More cowbell" sketch on Saturday Night Live.