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rabbit ears (violent)
Plural: pairs of violent rabbit ears
This set of rabbit ears is perfectly tuned to VBS, the Violent Broadcasting System. It's wall-to-wall cage matches and exploding buildings. Or as you call it, Thewsday.

You'll have to wear them on your head to keep them at the right angle, but you'll also beat up anyone who tells you it looks dumb.

If all the violence is getting to be a bit much, the ears might also get HCN.

March 2016 Item of the Month

Helmet
Power: 50
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction

+5% of weapon damage returned as HP
Increased chance of combat adventures.*
+5% chance of critical hits.**
Wearer occasionally gains extra Strength points.

* Combat and noncombat chances can only be increased up to a maximum of 20% in either direction.

** Fumble and critical hit values are capped at +/- 20%.

Using rabbit ears (untuned).

You're getting a little tired of VBS, so you switch over to HCN, the Happy Children's Network. You're not sure you like how those anthropomorphic squidopi are looking at you, but the programming seems pretty inoffensive overall. Equip it
You got an item: rabbit ears (friendly)

Notes

• Occasionally, after an adventure:

You watch a few seconds of VBS after the fight, catching three explosions and a wicked suplex. Man, all these VBS shows just get you pumped. You get an extra Strength point!

or

Watching all the people getting beaten up on VBS reminds you that you're behind on your reps. You catch up after battle. You get an extra Strength point!