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Freelance teenager

Obtained from: Jax 'Za pizza shop

Duration: 60 min.

Ability: Causes attackers to miss.

Messages

The teenager erupts with a strange utterance that sounds kind of like, "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb. Oh narf!" and tries to hide.

Your teenage sidekick shouts, "Duck, <player_name>!" at exactly the right time. You duck, and your foe misses.

Somewhere off to the size you can hear the teenager mutter, "Jinkies, I hope that baddie doesn't see me!"

The teenager ineffectively shouts, "Zoinks, that looks dangerous!"

The teenager whines, "Schnikes, this is getting serious. I shouldn't be here!"

Dismissal Message: Unknown Your teenage sidekick gets really charged up, and shouts, "Holy moly articholey! I mean hokey smokey artichokey! I mean, wowsers! No, like, gadzooks! Or something!" Your opponent is so confused by the inane string of verbiage that no attack is possible.

References

• "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb" is a reference to the character Penfold from the British cartoon DangerMouse
• In the same message, "narf" is one of many nonsense phrases uttered by Pinky from the Animaniacs skit (and later cartoon show), Pinky and the Brain.
• "Jinkies" is a catch-phrase of the character Velma from Scooby-Doo.
• "Zoinks" is a reference to the character Shaggy, also from Scooby-Doo
• "Schnikes" is a phrase used by Chris Farley in the movie Tommy Boy.