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|desc=Standing just inside the shadows of an alley you encounter an ugly mugger. By which I mean both that he's got a really unpleasant face, and he's committing the unpleasant crime of trying to mug you. | |desc=Standing just inside the shadows of an alley you encounter an ugly mugger. By which I mean both that he's got a really unpleasant face, and he's committing the unpleasant crime of trying to mug you. | ||
|image=ugly-mugger.jpg | |image=ugly-mugger.jpg | ||
| | |hit1=The mugger drops a witty line and then shoots both of your parents. No, wait, your parents aren't here so he just shoots you. He hits you for {{element|physical|X}}. | ||
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|fumpro=He | |fumpro=He | ||
|miss1=He says, "Give me your money, I have a gub." The two of you spend the next few minutes arguing over whether he said gun or gub. You decide it would have counted if he had a cold, but since he doesn't then saying gub doesn't mean anything. | |miss1=He says, "Give me your money, I have a gub." The two of you spend the next few minutes arguing over whether he said gun or gub. You decide it would have counted if he had a cold, but since he doesn't then saying gub doesn't mean anything. | ||
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