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Swami Biura

You are fighting Swami Biura.

The team catcher comes from India. He's known for saying things that really make you think, hence the nickname Swami.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He hits you. It hurts. You wish you had that insurance to pay for the damages. He hits you for
• You try for a suicide squeeze, but he's on to you and your maneuver is just plain suicide. He hits you for
• He hits you. He hits you again, in an identical fashion, giving you a sense of deja vu. He hits you a third time, and it's like deja vu all over again. He hits you for

??? hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Working on the philosophy that you can observe a lot by just watching, Swami sits back and just watches.
• In a complete surprise move to everybody, some girl named Jennifer Keaton pushes Swami out of the way and announces she wants to discuss Huckleberry Finn instead. You don't even remember an H. Finn on the roster.
• He swings at you and misses. Apparently he was trying to think and hit at the same time.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified chip drop

Unspecified XP

You got an item: umpire's glasses (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: smart juice (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Frank's Ballpark
  

References

• The name is a reference to none other than the great Yogi Berra. It's a play on the fact that Yohi is a practitioner of Yoga, while Swami is a title given to a master of Yoga.
• Yogi Berra did commercials for AFLAC, an insurance company, hence the damage message about insurance.
• Jennifer Keaton was a character on the television show Family Ties, who was something of a tomboy.