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New page: {{underconstruction|comment=templates}} Image:Smuggler.jpg You are fighting a small-time smuggler. You're facing sailor John Canary, prince of the small-time smugglers. He's got a cr... |
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|name=small-time smuggler | |||
|desc=You're facing sailor John Canary, prince of the small-time smugglers. He's got a crazed, glazed look in his eye, and he smells of rum. Lots of rum. | |||
|image=Smuggler.jpg | |||
|hit=* He slaps you painfully across the face. You rub the sore spot, musing to yourself, "Not sure I deserved that." He hits you again. "I may have deserved that," you decide. | |||
* You weave and dodge, but his attack connects anyway. You will always remember this as the day you almost dodged sailor John Canary. | * You weave and dodge, but his attack connects anyway. You will always remember this as the day you almost dodged sailor John Canary. | ||
* The smuggler pulls out a pistol and shoots it drunkenly in a direction that's nowhere near you. It ricochets off three pieces of metal and the concrete of the dock before hitting you in the leg.<br>"That's not possible!" you shout.<br>"No, improbable," the smuggler insists. | |||
* The smuggler pulls out a pistol and shoots it drunkenly in a direction that's nowhere near you. It ricochets off three pieces of metal and the concrete of the dock before hitting you in the leg. | |critical=unknown | ||
|miss=* He takes a swipe at you but misses. "Really bad eggs," he mutters.<br>You have absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean. | |||
"That's not possible!" you shout. | |||
"No, improbable," the smuggler insists. | |||
* He takes a swipe at you but misses. "Really bad eggs," he mutters. | |||
You have absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean. | |||
* Before he can attack, a small monkey appears and starts chattering at the smuggler. Completely forgetting about you, the seaman scampers after the monkey like a madman until it disappears again. | * Before he can attack, a small monkey appears and starts chattering at the smuggler. Completely forgetting about you, the seaman scampers after the monkey like a madman until it disappears again. | ||
* "Parley!" you shout. Sailor Canary cocks his head to one side and then scrabbles around in a sack and plucks out a sprig of parsley, which he hands to you. Apparently he misunderstood, but you're not going to complain. | * "Parley!" you shout. Sailor Canary cocks his head to one side and then scrabbles around in a sack and plucks out a sprig of parsley, which he hands to you. Apparently he misunderstood, but you're not going to complain. | ||
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|chip range=??-79-?? | |||
|xp=??-74-??}} | |||
{{obtain|item=seventh of nine|image=Seventh-of-nine.gif}} | |||
{{obtain|item=smuggler's box|image=Smugglers-box.gif}} | |||
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Quite an obvious reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Jack_Sparrow Captain Jack Sparrow]. | Quite an obvious reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Jack_Sparrow Captain Jack Sparrow]. | ||
== Location(s) == | |||
[[The Docks]] | |||
[[Category: Enemies]] | [[Category: Enemies]] | ||
Revision as of 16:27, 26 December 2007
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Quite an obvious reference to Captain Jack Sparrow.