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New page: ''Return to outskirts of Area 54'' <br> Image:Studio-executive.jpg <br> You are fighting a studio executive. <br><br> An obviously addled and confused studio executive is out here ... |
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|pronoun=a | |||
|name=studio executive | |||
|desc=An obviously addled and confused studio executive is out here in the desert, cruising Area 54 in search of his studio. He seems somewhat hyperactive and keeps muttering strange catch-phrases to himself. | |||
An obviously addled and confused studio executive is out here in the desert, cruising Area 54 in search of his studio. He seems somewhat hyperactive and keeps muttering strange catch-phrases to himself. | |image=Studio-executive.jpg | ||
|hit=* Your opponent attacks ... The executive pulls out a vial of powdered mojo, takes a pinch of it, and then proceeds to pummel you rapidly. He hits you for {{element|physical|X}}. | |||
* Your opponent attacks ... The executive strikes out with an awkward but effective karate chop. "Does that make you randy, baby?" he shouts. If by "randy" he means "hurt a lot" then yeah, it does. Otherwise, no, not so much. He hits you for {{element|physical|X}}. | |||
* Your opponent attacks ... The executive pulls out a vial of powdered mojo, takes a pinch of it, and then proceeds to pummel you rapidly. He hits you for X | * Your opponent attacks ... He screams into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire ... so then he sets you on fire. Ow! He hits you for {{element|physical|X}}. | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... The executive strikes out with an awkward but effective karate chop. "Does that make you randy, baby?" he shouts. If by "randy" he means "hurt a lot" then yeah, it does. Otherwise, no, not so much. He hits you for X | |critical=unknown | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... He screams into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire ... so then he sets you on fire. Ow! He hits you for X | |miss=* Your opponent attacks ... The executive whistles loudly. A miniature version of himself jumps out from behind some bushes, charges you, and begins to kick you with his little feet. You almost pull a muscle trying not to laugh, but otherwise it doesn't hurt much. | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... The executive whistles loudly. A miniature version of himself jumps out from behind some bushes, charges you, and begins to kick you with his little feet. You almost pull a muscle trying not to laugh, but otherwise it doesn't hurt much. | |||
* Your opponent attacks ... The executive starts to attack, but gets caught up in dancing when a Queen song blasts from the boom-box he's carrying. By the time the song is over, he's forgotten what he was doing. | * Your opponent attacks ... The executive starts to attack, but gets caught up in dancing when a Queen song blasts from the boom-box he's carrying. By the time the song is over, he's forgotten what he was doing. | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... He spends five minutes trying to explain how studio executives are like onions. It doesn't make much sense, but it doesn't hurt, either. | * Your opponent attacks ... He spends five minutes trying to explain how studio executives are like onions. It doesn't make much sense, but it doesn't hurt, either. | ||
|fumble=unknown | |||
|chip range=59-94 | |||
|xp=65}} | |||
{{obtain|item=polyester suit|image=suit.gif}} | |||
{{obtain|item=vial of powdered mojo|image=potion.gif}} | |||
== Location(s) == | == Location(s) == | ||
[[outskirts of Area 54]] | [[outskirts of Area 54]] | ||
[[Category: Enemies]] | [[Category: Enemies]] | ||
Revision as of 16:45, 26 December 2007
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